The Badger's Lament (Just For Fun)


Impish Kat

 

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<To the tune of "The Patriot Game":>

Come all you young heroes, and list while I sing
The hunger for badges is a terrible thing
Each badge fuels a craving for more of the same
And drives us to spend all our time in the game

My name is Smofzilla, since Issue Sixteen
I’ve traveled all over the Paragon scene,
Laboring hard, each new task force to tame,
And questing for trinkets to add to my name.

It’s nearly two years since I gathered my first.
We love to debate over which is the worst.
I’ve dabbled in Villainy, more to my shame,
For the sake of those badges that come with the blame.

My home is on Justice, they all know me there.
But questing for badges, I’ll go anywhere!
Whenever another badge I can claim
My grief and frustration vanish like flame.

So now here I am, and my money’s all spent.
Another new issue NCSoft has sent.
I’m caught in the mix between triumph and pain
As I’m back in hunt for badges to gain.


 

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Nice job Smof! Glad I never caught the badging bug.




Tanker Tuesdays: Meet in King's Row by IP Gate 6pm PT9pm ET.
1st Tuesday on Champion, 2nd Tuesday on Justice
3rd Tuesdays (Odd months) Freedom, (Even months) Virtue, 4th Tuesday, Tour, Server TBA
Brutal Thrashing Thursdays: Justice (ask Papa Slade when),meet in RWZ 6pm PT9pm ET.