CLEAN punchlines to dirty jokes!
"But think of the money I'll save!"
"No, but I got him with the door!"
He stumbled back into the saloon, bloodied and bruised, and asked, "Okay, where's that old lady who needs her teeth cleaned?"
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Pauper
The plant need to drink something.
The Legendary Cosmological Prince Reigar 53rd Illusion Control/Storm Summoning/Primal Forces Mastery/Incarnate
It's a dark and story night. That means something bad is happening out there
"The Aristocrats!"
"If I fall off of the roof, shoot the dog."
"But honey, don't you want to have children?"
...and GO! No explanations, please.
Story Arcs I created:
Every Rose: (#17702) Villainous vs Legacy Chain. Forget Arachnos, join the CoT!
Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!
Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!