CLEAN punchlines to dirty jokes!


Godling

 

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"The Aristocrats!"

"If I fall off of the roof, shoot the dog."

"But honey, don't you want to have children?"

...and GO! No explanations, please.


Story Arcs I created:

Every Rose: (#17702) Villainous vs Legacy Chain. Forget Arachnos, join the CoT!

Cosplay Madness!: (#3643) Neutral vs Custom Foes. Heroes at a pop culture convention!

Kiss Hello Goodbye: (#156389) Heroic vs Custom Foes. Film Noir/Hardboiled detective adventure!

 

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"But think of the money I'll save!"

"No, but I got him with the door!"

He stumbled back into the saloon, bloodied and bruised, and asked, "Okay, where's that old lady who needs her teeth cleaned?"

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Pauper


 

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The plant need to drink something.


The Legendary Cosmological Prince Reigar 53rd Illusion Control/Storm Summoning/Primal Forces Mastery/Incarnate

It's a dark and story night. That means something bad is happening out there