My Atlas Park Experience

Lo! Is that the sound of purse hitting pavement over yonder in fair Paragon City?
What villainous cur, nay, monst'rous beast assaults the citizenry so?
Be it Clockwork? Bronze gears whirring in dismal delight?
Skulls? Lo! Someone must go hunt and kill them!
Beautiful Atlas park! My mistress! My muse! You suffer from evil's blight.
Oh! Where are her champions? Probably lining up under atlas' eternal burden.
Comparing costumes in the days fading light.

Who shall save me? I have been lying on the cold earth for hours, Hellion above me.
This ground sure is cold, perhaps the chill of impending death?
Cities anointed protector flew by above, burrito falling to the ground.
Did he not see me? Did he not care?

Zwillenger!
Close thy window of Firefox! Internet Explorer!
Only you can save me now!
U-Stream webcam turned to face the city's plague!

I thought this was going to be a new player's impression of their experience. Now I feel silly because you joined the game around the same time I did (if not 11 months sooner lol).

Not that I frequent the forums or memorize names clearly mind you...