Rock Of Ages:The Movie Trailer


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Oh sweet gods of metal.

http://www.movieweb.com/news/rock-of-ages-trailer
(RE-RE-EDIT: yet another link up)

...could be terrible. Could be awesome.

Awesomeness:
- Alec Baldwin doing jaded and cynical in a Joe Elliott wig.
- Adam Shankman (Hairspray:The Musical:The Movie) directing.
- CZJ channeling Palin/Bachmann.
- Paul Giamatti being eeeebil.
- Tom Cruise... rocks.
- Tom Cruise's monkey.

What say you all?


Is it time for the dance of joy yet?

 

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No idea what you're talking about.

Trailer's gone.


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Show tune versions of songs I was sick of 25 years ago?

I'm trying to imagine how much I'd have to be paid to see this...


 

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I may have to kill Alec Baldwin for slaughtering "I Love Rock'n'Roll" (personal anthem and first single ever bought,age six,Andy's Records, from the Re Releases rack.)

But he shall have a beautiful end and a warrior's pyre.

UPDATE: had it confirmed over Twitter by screenwriter Chad Darnell that this was an unapproved cut and has been leaked - the almost imperceptibly different approved one should also have been an iTunes exclusive...

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/rockofages/


Is it time for the dance of joy yet?

 

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There is not enough snark or vomit to express how that makes me feel.


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