Freedom Phalanx International is hiring!


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Are you a sad, desperate hero struggling to find employment in these tough times?
Have you been described as a D-lister, and are eager to prove all those many, many, many critics wrong?

Most importantly, are you willing to work for the sheer satisfaction of a job well done? We're really stressed on funding here, sorry bout that.

The FPI wants YOU!

After the recent (assuredly temporary) disbanding of the Freedom Phalanx, (really, no need to panic, we're sure this is just a temporary thing) Maxine Lady has gathered up a team of well, mostly sad and pathetic loser wannabes, but a few decent heroes too, to continue the good fight, this time to take the Freedom Phalanx International! That's right, it's not just the Freedom Phalanx of America anymore, and we're proud to serve the entire world (even though most of us are from Rhode Island of all places).

To apply, or more importantly to donate, please please donate, please contact a representative on the Exalted (VIP) Server, and have your credit card ready.

((Out of character info follows))
Back in the eighties, DC comics had a storyline in which the Justice League disbanded, after Aquaman was infuriated by people constantly joining and leaving, with nobody else caring to stick around for the long haul. The JLI (Justice League International) was a group of mostly B-listers and C-listers (and I'm being generous) who ended up being the most hilarious group of crime fighters ever. The issues are worth picking up for those of you who want to check it out, but it inspired the hilarious idea of applying the idea to the CoX games.

So I've created a Supergroup on Exalted, and to join, you have to do a few things:

1) Your character has to be a hero, (I know, right) with a TERRIBLE costume. And a backstory that doesn't instill the slightest bit of confidence.

2) You gotta roleplay a little bit of your character every time you log in. I'm not expecting you to go all out, and breaking the 4th wall is just fine, after all everybody's got to have their shtick.

3) Remember how I said your costume has to be TERRIBLE? I hit the random button until I saw something I could give a name to. (some of those things... eesh, it'd keep me up at night) You can do it that way if you want, but hey, I can't force ya.

4) You gotta be approved, see, by someone in charge, so no munchkins.

5) I'm currently debating this, but what would you guys say to a group of characters we lock at low levels? I'd love to have access to those going rogue enhancements forever, and hell, leveling past that point is a pain in the hoozyflatsis anyways, so win win.

If you guys come up with some other hilarious ideas, this is supposed to be one of those "log in every once in a while" characters, so maybe we could have an event every 21 days or so? Just in time for a new day job every time we log in? food for thought. I'll be back online tomorrow after class to meet with anyone interested. It's the exalted server, so surely you haven't filled up those character slots yet. ...Right?


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