Happiness Organic 100% Real Product Company presents a new product:
BATTLE BUGS™!
Train your psychic powers with Battle Bugs™! After the fall of humankind, genetically spliced monsters come to life to do battle over the remains of their civilization! Now, you, the MegaCron™ psychics, have risen from the dust to take command over their war! Control the TechRons™, cyborg battle beetles, Evolios™, obsessed with perfection, or the MegaNeuros™, primal beasts risen from the ancient memories of Earth!
Your Battle Bugs™ starter kit comes with five starter spliced bugs, game rules, a Psionic Resonance Crystal™ that allows you to measure your psionic output for use in Battle Bugs™ battles, and fifteen custom Mod-A-Bug™ unit order cards. Check off the features you want your custom unit to do, and your Battle Bug™: Mod-A-Bug™ egg will arrive in the mail.
Battle Bugs™ live for up to twenty years on Battle Bugs™ BattleChow™, are infertile, and can't survive without the harmony of the Psionic Resonance Crystal™.
Battle Bugs™ based on situations and rules created by Erika Wright.
((Created primarily to train psychics to focus and control their powers, mindless bugs performing a real-life RTS struck me as a neat, marketable idea. For FDA and safety purposes, bugs have a lot of restrictions on their use and sale, but they're always linked to their owner. It's tabletop wargaming with real critters! Imagine, Rhinoceros beetles armed with goop sprayers, and non-venomous centipedes armed with stag beetle jaws, and dragonflies with scorpion claws!))
KIGENSA Family Foods, A division of Happiness Organic 100% Real Product Company
Bamangoberry™: Part banana, part mango, part strawberry, the Bamangoberry™ is all flavor! It makes great smoothies, and is even great as an afternoon snack!
EternaClaw™: The regenerating lobster! These lobsters have been modified to lose their tails when startled, which grow back over the course of several days! Lobsters are not for sale, but KIGENSA offers the tails themselves for shipment.
MeatShell™: It's meat! From a nut! It's got full protein value inherent in meat, tastes, and feels just like the real thing, because it is the real thing! Choose between salmon, three cuts of beef, and chicken! Keep MeatShell™ refrigerated until ready for use. No animals were harmed in the production of MeatShell™.
Happiness Organic 100% Real Product Company presents a new product:
BATTLE BUGS™!
Train your psychic powers with Battle Bugs™! After the fall of humankind, genetically spliced monsters come to life to do battle over the remains of their civilization! Now, you, the MegaCron™ psychics, have risen from the dust to take command over their war! Control the TechRons™, cyborg battle beetles, Evolios™, obsessed with perfection, or the MegaNeuros™, primal beasts risen from the ancient memories of Earth!
Your Battle Bugs™ starter kit comes with five starter spliced bugs, game rules, a Psionic Resonance Crystal™ that allows you to measure your psionic output for use in Battle Bugs™ battles, and fifteen custom Mod-A-Bug™ unit order cards. Check off the features you want your custom unit to do, and your Battle Bug™: Mod-A-Bug™ egg will arrive in the mail.
Battle Bugs™ live for up to twenty years on Battle Bugs™ BattleChow™, are infertile, and can't survive without the harmony of the Psionic Resonance Crystal™.
Battle Bugs™ based on situations and rules created by Erika Wright.
((Created primarily to train psychics to focus and control their powers, mindless bugs performing a real-life RTS struck me as a neat, marketable idea. For FDA and safety purposes, bugs have a lot of restrictions on their use and sale, but they're always linked to their owner. It's tabletop wargaming with real critters! Imagine, Rhinoceros beetles armed with goop sprayers, and non-venomous centipedes armed with stag beetle jaws, and dragonflies with scorpion claws!))
KIGENSA Family Foods, A division of Happiness Organic 100% Real Product Company
Bamangoberry™: Part banana, part mango, part strawberry, the Bamangoberry™ is all flavor! It makes great smoothies, and is even great as an afternoon snack!
EternaClaw™: The regenerating lobster! These lobsters have been modified to lose their tails when startled, which grow back over the course of several days! Lobsters are not for sale, but KIGENSA offers the tails themselves for shipment.
MeatShell™: It's meat! From a nut! It's got full protein value inherent in meat, tastes, and feels just like the real thing, because it is the real thing! Choose between salmon, three cuts of beef, and chicken! Keep MeatShell™ refrigerated until ready for use. No animals were harmed in the production of MeatShell™.