Dear Statesman:


Captain_Photon

 

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Seriously, man, go back to wearing your Golden Age costume. Not only has your current look just not aged well, Tyrant's got a cooler-looking version of it than you do, which just sends the wrong message on so many levels. The Golden Age Statesman look was classy and cool. Besides, retro is so in right now that I look cutting-edge, and I, as Serge at Icon never tires of reminding me, am sporting an outfit that was dated when my grandfather started wearing it in 1951.

You know I only say this because I care.

Your pal,
Captain Photon

P.S. Sorry about the whole causing-you-to-be-taken-over-by-the-Well thing. I totally didn't know that was going to happen. I was only asking you about it to humor Mender Ramiel anyway. There's no way I want to get involved in that action. It's just not worth the risk. I mean, power of the gods, that sounds great, but which god? I sure-as-pancakes don't want the power of the Roman god of latrines, for instance. Hell no. Unsubscribe.


 

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I sure-as-pancakes don't want the power of the Roman god of latrines, for instance. Hell no. Unsubscribe.