The Web Journal of Baron Eternity..


CactusBrawler

 

Posted

04/20/2011



Ladies and gentlemen, comrades and soon to be subjected peons, it is I your destined Glorious Leader, Baron Eternity. Now available for your reading pleasure on the internet, my daughter finally convincing me that print is a dead format (though perhaps when I rule, I shall perform necromancy on it, there is so much pleasure to have with a book and a hot bath).

To announce my return to the world, my daughter and I played a little game, well not so little if you consider the play area and the sheer scale of the playing pieces involved. A rather simple game in which we would name a tourist spot, one after each other, the following location starting with the last letter of the previous location and ending with a different letter of its own. So starting with A for purely alphabetical reasons we had the Atlas Statue, followed by the Edison Museum which in turn was followed by the Monte Carlo Casino, I won’t bother with reciting them all, after all the information made the news I’m sure you could just Wikipedia it if you are that desperate to know the list.

The key playing piece to our game is the ‘Invisodrive Mark Five Satellite’ or as my daughter has taken to dubbing it the ‘Perve ray’ at this point I would like to point out that the nudity the ray causes is entirely an unexpected side effect to the rays original design, though I may make a smaller version for self defence uses , besides it may prove just the psychological edge needed to drive away a few of the more insidious ‘defenders of justice’

“Why Ms. Liberty, I had not expected to see you in the flesh!”

The game had practical purposes of course, the satellite is equipped with self teleportation abilities and thus our game became both a test run of the rays’ specifications and training in navigating the satellite to desired locations. With our experiment complete, we can begin preparations for the next stage of my frankly, brilliant plan.

Stay tuned dear followers to see what occurs next.


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