*kicks in door and stomps in*
*ears pulled back with leather tie and already wearin a pelt*
"By Crom where is my carrot juice!"
*starts swinging battle axe menacingly*
Hmmm, is there a riddle of carrots? Hi there LarkerBunny
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*wanders in wearing a really impressive barbarian helmet*
*Unfortunately once again the helmet store doesn't carry ninjafairykitty sizes, so it resembles an impressive, spikey turtle scooting across the floor with a muffled "rawr"*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*LEAPS across the room and rains down a flurry of blows upon the helmet!*
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Peeks out of the gong-helmet*
=@_@=
*faceplants*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*appears in traditional Barbarian Nemesis evil sorcerer robes and starts gesturing wildly and chanting*
Bok Bok F'tang Ohwa Tagoo Siam!
*becomes a cloud of smoke that takes on the form of a huge and menacing serpent before dissipating to reveal a small toy snake*
...i think i mispronounced something there. Or maybe i was supposed to gesture with two fingers during that one bit.
...
Uh, little help?
Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...
I declare victory over the BeckyNinjaPixieBarbarian!
*Scampers over and pokes at the toy snake a few times.*
This is hardly epic. Would you like a barbaric donut?
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*Opening guitar riffs of the Immigrant Song*
aaa-AAAA-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAH!
*Barges in wearing viking attire over his Iconic Tights, crafted, of course, entirely of ice*
I COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOW
FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUNS, WHERE THE-
Um. Dammit. I missed it.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Wanders in, bearing a large sword and wearing pelts of slain foes.*
I live, I love, I slay, I am content! Behold my barbaric YAWWWWWWP!
And let all those who know the riddle of steel step forth and be tested!
*Random sword swinging and leaping about ensue.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)