I'm not saying the citizens of Paragon are stupid, but it's just that they're not very bright

No, they gotta be stupid if they don't know by now that they're invincible to all damage. Enemies can't kill them, huge drops can't kill them, they can survive virtually any hazardous zone in the game with no ill effects....

...unless you're a protester. (Insert deity here) help you if you protest in Praetoria.