This just in:
Update
Chuck Norris, as many originally believed, doesn't sleep with a night light to keep the monsters safe from him. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light to keep Sam Fisher at bay, knowing it's the only thing that keeps the monster in the closet away. 
But can he walk on stilts as good as me? I think not!
*Stumbles past and crashes into the bean bag chair.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*hovers directly over a pair of stilts*
Ummm? I think I'm doing this wrong.
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
Hi BeckyNinjaPixieKitteh!
Stryph, he's kinda violent.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*comes in holding a parascope* I'm the antistilt
Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality
Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM
Hiya FeyFey
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
MWAHAHA, I am in the channel late, but I must do this!
*Conjures ice-stilts and walks around on them flawlessly*
If it's ice, it's my forte.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*Stumbles in through the door on a ludicrously tall pair of stilts.*
Bring your best stilts today! Let's see who stays standing the longest!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)