Announcing City of Heroes: Rural America Edition -- Hicksville, USA!
I'm in, where do I purchase?!?!
Make a man a fire and keep him warm for the day, SET a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Incarnates: K'lir(Fire/Dark Corr):Hot-House Flower(Plant/Fire Dom):Kinrad X(Kin/Rad Def):Itsy-Bitsy Spider(Crab):Two Ton Tony(Mace/WP Broot):Teeny Weeny Widow(Fortunata/Widow) : Zeroth Law (Ice/Fire Tank)
Ah, insulting stereotypes against "acceptable targets." How I adore thee.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
Can you slot said vehicles with pet damage io's?
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Originally Posted by Tramontane
Ah, insulting stereotypes against "acceptable targets." How I adore thee.
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Featuring new Task Force missions!'
Stop the Freaks!
And that's Freaks, not Freakshow! An evil bunch of young good-for-nothings are trying to corrupt the youth of Hicksville with their loud music, weird hair and clothes, and whacky tobaccy! Stop them!
Cattle Mutilations!
Rikti are striking at night and killing cattle after which they leave taunting, alien messages in the form of crop circles! Stop them!
Circle of Thorns Evil Mass!
The Circle of Thorns are meeting at night and conducting evil rites! Stop them -- if you can find them in endless miles of corn and wheat fields!
5th Column Recruiters!
Those super-powered fascists, the 5th Column are openly recruiting in the streets of downtown Hicksville! Stop them before -- hey... um... I think that's the mayor handing out their literature. Oh. Nevermind. Too late for that one.
Carnival of Shadows Lounge!
A circus is pitching its tents on the outskirts of town! It has... women performers! Stop the men of Hicksville from falling into lust as these women in... in... bustiers perform their Godless hootchie koos!
And finally, for the first time in CoH -- vehicles!