A pointless sequel to Eating Breakfast in Praetoria
Its your First day at the Power Division
If you want to Pick Flowers for Praetor White go to 1
If you want to Punch Reality so hard you break it go to 3
If you want to go to the Loyalist Movies go to 5
If you want to stagger around on duty drinking liquor from a paper bag go to 7
If you want to report to Bridge Duty go to 9
If you want to go Dancing at the Pally go to 11
If you want to read the funny papers on duty go to 13
If you want to teach Ricochet how to speak Human go to 15
If you want to go to the Resistance movies go to 17
If you want to taste test soft drinks go to 19
If you want to sneak out and go on a game show go to 21
If you want to sneak out and go to a dance show go to 23
If you want to eat the old doughnut on the table at Power Division no one wants go to 25
1) You pick some flowers go to 2
2) You skip around picking flowers for Praetor White for his girl, go to 4
3) You punched reality so hard you changed history. The history you changes is you are no longer strong enough to punch reality hard enough to break it. You broke your hand instead. You get the Owie Badge!
4) You finish picking flowers now you go to Cleo to deliver them go to 6
5) You sneak into a showing of Cole Runnings where Marcus Cole smashes a Jamaican Bombsled smuggling team and exposes them as traitors. You get the 5 dollar popcorn badge!
6) "Nice Flowers who are they from" Cleo asks "They are from me" you reply go to 8
7) You score some Cole 45 Malt Liquor the cheapest and most volatile liquor in a bag drank during power division duty. You fall asleep under a bridge. However 5 power divison members defected to the resistance so you are promoted. You get the Up and Coming Badge!
8) "Seriously who are they from" Cleo asks "They are from me" you reply go to 10
9) You are a Cole Collector at the Cole Bridge. Someone drives past without praising the most benevolent Cole. If you drop the bridge plunging them into the cold dark water go to 26 . If you let them pass go to 27
10) "I have a boyfriend who are they from" Cleo asks "They are from me" you reply go to 12
11) Someone who looks a lot like Tyrant Cole but wearing a wig and mascara asks you to dance. You ask her her name and in a dark brown voice she says Cole-La C-O-L-E-L-A Cole-La if you know where this is going and get the heck out of there go to 28 If you dance under the electric candlelight go to 29
12) "I am spoken for, you know Praetor White? who are they from" Cleo asks "Are you deaf? They are from me" you reply go to 14
13) You read Cole-vin and Hobbes, They goof off and hit Susie Derkins with Water Balloons. Susie Derkins gets mad and yells at Cole-vin. The Power Divison grabs Susie Derkins and drags her off to re-education counciling. Ha Ha Ha that wacky Colevin! You get the 5 minutes reading funnies badge!
14) Cleo looks upset. "They are from Praetor White" you say. Cleo says "Good One you fooled me". You say "enjoy the flowers" . As you walk back you try to remember what you did with that extra nerve gas bomb. There is a loud commotion from the area you left. You get the "I Guess You Need a New Girlfriend PW" Badge
15) You say "the Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Plain". Ricochet says "Hey ! Mr Tambourine Man, a song for me I'm sleepy and there no place I'm to Hey ! Mr Tambourine Man, a song for me In the jingle jangle morning I'll' you." go to 16
16) You say "the Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Plain". Ricochet says "Mama, this badge off of me I can't it anymore.It's ' dark, too dark to I I'm on heaven's door." You spent 4 hours and finally teach her to say "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Oh what a relief it is" go to Eleventy
17) You are just in time for the lastest SciFy epic Shark-Cole-Pus where the DNA from a shark, Octopus, and Tyrant cole become an unstoppable killing machine. You go to leave but someone has locked the door. You sit through Shark-Cole-Pus II , Shark-Cole-Pus III, and Shark-Cole-Pus vs Fragglesmurf in 3D. Finally the door is forced open by desperate movie goers who flee the theater. You get the Epic ScyFy win Badge!
Eleventy) You suffer a total nervous breakdown.The gunrush gnu worshipping swallow toad writhe and gambol. Slugnutty Cinamon Toast Raisin Crunch Mud Puppies! Snu Snu? We want Snu Snu! Lucky Eagles Nervous Breakdown Badge!
19) You are asked to choose between the leading soft drink Cole-Cole Cola or another mystery drink. If you pick Cole Cole Cola go to 20 If the other go to 22
20) Cole Cole Cola wins a 100 person taste test 105 to 0. All hail the mighty and wonderful Marcus Cole!
21) You go on the Praetor is Right. You get picked for the Praetor is Right Cole-deler game where you have to guess the right price before the Yodeling Marcus Cole doll goes over the cliff. Its Rice-a-roni. You guess $47.99 . The little figure goes up and up and then goes over. Someone in the back yells "He sent the Yodeling Cole to a price driven death plunge! Traitor!". The enraged crowd beats you within an inch of your life. You get the damage damage badge!
22) You picked Ghoul Aid the all natural vitamin drink made from fresh Ghouls. Power Division sends over a detail to force Ghoul Aid to make the drink taste worse. You get the I Picked Crytal Pepsi Badge!
23) You get ticket and ride the Coooooooooooooole Train. Its time for the big dance off. You have a stalked from power divison take out the best dancers and you win easily. Power Divison wins again!
24)
25) You get E-Cole-I Bacteria infection and the doctors refuse to treat it. You try to bravely succumb to E-Cole-I but your body is too strong. You curse your traitorous immune system!
26) It was that guy who borrowed 5 bucks from you and never paid it back. You get the "Guess I am not getting that 5 bucks back" badge
27) Out comes Praetor White towards the car yelling "You shall not pass". You are not amused and pull the bridge lever plunging them all into the dark cold river. You leave your nextdoor neighbor's work badge on the desk for the angry wet Praetor to find. You get the Dunking Booth Badge!
28) You leave and go drink at an Irish pub. That night you have strange dreams of being chased by the small green Lepri-cole around a farm. The Lepre-cole runs around the chasing you and Jennifer Anniston around the old house. Finally you pick up a shovel and beat it till it stops moving. You get the Shovel 1 Serial Killing Leprechaun 0 Badge!
29) You notice the mirrors on ceiling and pink champagne on ice. You get the heck out of there. You go home and watch some Steven Cole-bert with the latest Loyalist humor before bed. You get the Relaxing Evening Badge!
A pointless sequel to Eating Breakfast in Praetoria
Its your First day at the Power Division
If you want to Pick Flowers for Praetor White go to 1
If you want to Punch Reality so hard you break it go to 3
If you want to go to the Loyalist Movies go to 5
If you want to stagger around on duty drinking liquor from a paper bag go to 7
If you want to report to Bridge Duty go to 9
If you want to go Dancing at the Pally go to 11
If you want to read the funny papers on duty go to 13
If you want to teach Ricochet how to speak Human go to 15
If you want to go to the Resistance movies go to 17
If you want to taste test soft drinks go to 19
If you want to sneak out and go on a game show go to 21
If you want to sneak out and go to a dance show go to 23
If you want to eat the old doughnut on the table at Power Division no one wants go to 25
1) You pick some flowers go to 2
2) You skip around picking flowers for Praetor White for his girl, go to 4
3) You punched reality so hard you changed history. The history you changes is you are no longer strong enough to punch reality hard enough to break it. You broke your hand instead. You get the Owie Badge!
4) You finish picking flowers now you go to Cleo to deliver them go to 6
5) You sneak into a showing of Cole Runnings where Marcus Cole smashes a Jamaican Bombsled smuggling team and exposes them as traitors. You get the 5 dollar popcorn badge!
6) "Nice Flowers who are they from" Cleo asks "They are from me" you reply go to 8
7) You score some Cole 45 Malt Liquor the cheapest and most volatile liquor in a bag drank during power division duty. You fall asleep under a bridge. However 5 power divison members defected to the resistance so you are promoted. You get the Up and Coming Badge!
8) "Seriously who are they from" Cleo asks "They are from me" you reply go to 10
9) You are a Cole Collector at the Cole Bridge. Someone drives past without praising the most benevolent Cole. If you drop the bridge plunging them into the cold dark water go to 26 . If you let them pass go to 27
10) "I have a boyfriend who are they from" Cleo asks "They are from me" you reply go to 12
11) Someone who looks a lot like Tyrant Cole but wearing a wig and mascara asks you to dance. You ask her her name and in a dark brown voice she says Cole-La C-O-L-E-L-A Cole-La if you know where this is going and get the heck out of there go to 28 If you dance under the electric candlelight go to 29
12) "I am spoken for, you know Praetor White? who are they from" Cleo asks "Are you deaf? They are from me" you reply go to 14
13) You read Cole-vin and Hobbes, They goof off and hit Susie Derkins with Water Balloons. Susie Derkins gets mad and yells at Cole-vin. The Power Divison grabs Susie Derkins and drags her off to re-education counciling. Ha Ha Ha that wacky Colevin! You get the 5 minutes reading funnies badge!
14) Cleo looks upset. "They are from Praetor White" you say. Cleo says "Good One you fooled me". You say "enjoy the flowers" . As you walk back you try to remember what you did with that extra nerve gas bomb. There is a loud commotion from the area you left. You get the "I Guess You Need a New Girlfriend PW" Badge
15) You say "the Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Plain". Ricochet says "Hey ! Mr Tambourine Man, a song for me I'm sleepy and there no place I'm to Hey ! Mr Tambourine Man, a song for me In the jingle jangle morning I'll' you." go to 16
16) You say "the Rain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Plain". Ricochet says "Mama, this badge off of me I can't it anymore.It's ' dark, too dark to I I'm on heaven's door." You spent 4 hours and finally teach her to say "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Oh what a relief it is" go to Eleventy
17) You are just in time for the lastest SciFy epic Shark-Cole-Pus where the DNA from a shark, Octopus, and Tyrant cole become an unstoppable killing machine. You go to leave but someone has locked the door. You sit through Shark-Cole-Pus II , Shark-Cole-Pus III, and Shark-Cole-Pus vs Fragglesmurf in 3D. Finally the door is forced open by desperate movie goers who flee the theater. You get the Epic ScyFy win Badge!
Eleventy) You suffer a total nervous breakdown.The gunrush gnu worshipping swallow toad writhe and gambol. Slugnutty Cinamon Toast Raisin Crunch Mud Puppies! Snu Snu? We want Snu Snu! Lucky Eagles Nervous Breakdown Badge!
19) You are asked to choose between the leading soft drink Cole-Cole Cola or another mystery drink. If you pick Cole Cole Cola go to 20 If the other go to 22
20) Cole Cole Cola wins a 100 person taste test 105 to 0. All hail the mighty and wonderful Marcus Cole!
21) You go on the Praetor is Right. You get picked for the Praetor is Right Cole-deler game where you have to guess the right price before the Yodeling Marcus Cole doll goes over the cliff. Its Rice-a-roni. You guess $47.99 . The little figure goes up and up and then goes over. Someone in the back yells "He sent the Yodeling Cole to a price driven death plunge! Traitor!". The enraged crowd beats you within an inch of your life. You get the damage damage badge!
22) You picked Ghoul Aid the all natural vitamin drink made from fresh Ghouls. Power Division sends over a detail to force Ghoul Aid to make the drink taste worse. You get the I Picked Crytal Pepsi Badge!
23) You get ticket and ride the Coooooooooooooole Train. Its time for the big dance off. You have a stalked from power divison take out the best dancers and you win easily. Power Divison wins again!
24)
25) You get E-Cole-I Bacteria infection and the doctors refuse to treat it. You try to bravely succumb to E-Cole-I but your body is too strong. You curse your traitorous immune system!
26) It was that guy who borrowed 5 bucks from you and never paid it back. You get the "Guess I am not getting that 5 bucks back" badge
27) Out comes Praetor White towards the car yelling "You shall not pass". You are not amused and pull the bridge lever plunging them all into the dark cold river. You leave your nextdoor neighbor's work badge on the desk for the angry wet Praetor to find. You get the Dunking Booth Badge!
28) You leave and go drink at an Irish pub. That night you have strange dreams of being chased by the small green Lepri-cole around a farm. The Lepre-cole runs around the chasing you and Jennifer Anniston around the old house. Finally you pick up a shovel and beat it till it stops moving. You get the Shovel 1 Serial Killing Leprechaun 0 Badge!
29) You notice the mirrors on ceiling and pink champagne on ice. You get the heck out of there. You go home and watch some Steven Cole-bert with the latest Loyalist humor before bed. You get the Relaxing Evening Badge!