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Hot Healer at Atlas' Heel:

Today's Special Spotlight landed on a Hero by the name of Mr Mick Man. Although not Irish and not a wrestling promoter, he does admit to being 'Mick Easy'. His Roman look dazzles passers-by whether he's posing for a polite police frisk-down or keeping his allies from hitting the floor. We caught up with Mr Mick Man in lovely Atlas Park by the back of the monumental left foot.

Field Reporter: Mr Mick Man, when did you first don your Hero duds? That recognizable outfit that you're so well-known for?

Mr Mick Man: (thinks for a minute, chin in hand) I don't know......

Field Reporter: Who is your least favorite or 'Arch-Enemy', if you will.

Mr Mick Man: My favorite enemy was Kinectiocylon.He was my best friend, at one time. He..wanted to kill me but, couldn't.

Field Reporter: Couldn't you say?What was it that stopped him?

Mr Mick Man: I did, ( he laughs softly here, looking to the horizon) I'm awesome! Even though I couldnt really hurt anyone -I just heal people.

Field Reporter: What is it that makes Mr Mick Man keep healing? What helps you keep your allies off the floor?
Mr Mick Man: I love meeting new and exciting people!

Field Reporter: Finally, what is your favorite place in Paragon City?

It turned out to be right where we were standing but, there was a very interested police officer acting satellite to our interviewee. No sooner had we ended the interview when one Atlas Police Deputy began patting down Mr Mick Man, who complied magnanimously. The Atlas Police Deputy requested a moment of our time;

Field Reporter: Of course, Officer. On the record of course.

Atlas Police Deputy:I just want to say that since the Great Hero Immigration, I don't have much to do around here anymore. I remember the old days before the Immigration, and then during. I fought side by side with great heroes like....


Readers- dear glorious Heroes- I must admit that I lost interest here. Not that I don't appreciate the every day heroism provided by those not only dedicated to public service but, who are also paid for it (and I told the officer as much.) I had simply grown tired of all the humility and had a deadline to meet. To the Atlas Police Deputy, please write a letter to the editor in order to schedule your interview. Our staff will get back to you post-haste.

KAPOW! - Field Reporter fieldreporter@journalist.com