Kids say the darnedest things.


BBQ_Pork

 

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My wife asked our son (age 4 1/2) what he wanted to be when he grew up.
Answer: A Superhero!
(Pretty cool, I thought.)
She asked him if he would have a sidekick or helper.
His response?
Yeah! A Beater Robot!

I imagined the following exchange:

Bank Robber: "Every get down, this is a robbery!"
Giant Robot: "CEASE AND DESIST!"
BR: "Holy <expletive>!"
*Robber fires pistol ineffectively at giant, armor-plated robot.*
*bang bang bang*
Robot: "ENGAGE: GARDEN HOSE: BALL-BEARING FILLED"
*whack whack whack*
BR: "Ow! OW! STOP! HELP!"
Robot: "ENGAGE: SECONDARY ARMAMENT: BAT: WOODEN."





Yeah, I got too much time on my hands.


 

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I have to know. Are you familiar with Axe Cop?


 

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I wasn't, but thanks for giving me something to Google.


 

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You'll like it, I think.


 

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(( A beater robot. Love it! ))


 

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What cracked me up it that it seemed so unneccesarily slow and inhumane.