Hmmmm I will be a Sonic/Mental Manipulation Blaster, because my husband says I yell way to much and that I like to play mind games. My name will be Angry Angela.
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
I am "Surly Sir Thomas", or "Big Surl" for short. I'm a SS/Inv. brute, because I have a deluded sense of invincibility and I'm pretty strong for a 200-pounder. Oh, and I'm also a mean-spirited surly son of a witch.
I'm "Artsy Fartsy" and my power is... Well... It has nothing to do with art... You figure it out.
*thanks the computer gods that they didn't invent computer smellovision*
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Okay here's the deal. You're staring down a metaphorical loaded gun.
This gun may be a nuclear blast, a laser burst, an angry ex-girlfriend whose magic tricks she did for you on those late nights were actually magic. Or maybe a robot is about to infect you with a deadly Protovirus.
Regardless, you're about to enter the improbable world of real-life superpowers.
Here's the catch: Your name has to rhyme, and you have to use your real name. Oh, and also your powers have a "catch".
What's your name, what're your powers, and what's your tragic flaw?
Me? I'm Boogeyman Dan, a Dark Armor/Dark Melee scrapper who fights crime but is unfortunately powered by the screams of innocent children.
The Story of a Petless MM with a dream
Well done.