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By
Jbot,
Posted on: 2010-08-22 08:13 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
They aren't really reading those newspapers. They just pretend to do it so people think they're informed/busy/passing the time.
It's written in Lorem Ipsum, a special psuedo-language that basically consists of random tetr formatted to look like latin words.
It usually looks something like this:
Quote:
| Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam ac nunc a lorem hendrerit dapibus auctor vel lorem. *** sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Sed eget enim a nunc mattis mollis sit amet in lectus. Pellentesque sit amet dolor diam. Nam luctus bibendum mi, quis semper ipsum hendrerit a. Suspendisse lobortis pharetra lorem, sit amet ornare odio iaculis et. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Nullam in ipsum eu nulla gravida tempor. Duis iaculis euismod ante, nec vehicula quam egestas id. Donec tempor nunc ut metus lobortis tempus. Nulla vehicula quam et orci pulvinar congue. Cras sit amet metus velit, ut elementum elit. Suspendisse potenti. Proin in massa tellus. Quisque ac turpis erat. Mauris scelerisque enim et ipsum accumsan vestibulum. In cursus auctor euismod. Ut id orci non ligula varius mollis eu non magna. Pellentesque quis varius urna. Morbi iaculis, arcu non iaculis consectetur, nunc quam elementum ante, eu faucibus orci mauris vitae arcu. |
Okay, so, the Praetorian newspapers, they are unintelligible to me. The front page isn't too tricky (even if all those Syndicate mooks are reading a two-month old issue...or is it 10 months early? Freakin' psychics). The headlines on the inside/back, though? Are they in a language I'm simply not familiar with? A cipher giving hints for future issues? BaB's cat walking over the keyboard? Does anyone know?