Random Thoughts While Playing...

A few of the random thoughts and internal dialogs that occurred to me while I was playing the past couple days..

StarHolder: Awright team! Let's go beat up some Devouring Earth!

WellDressedCivillian: Hold it right there, pal! That action is unlawful!

StarHolder: Huh? Unlawful? We're heroes... they're Devouring Earth bad guys... we beat them up... they fall down... what's unlawful about that?

WellDressedCivillian: My organization has spoken extensively with Devouring Earth representatives and we have discovered they are not intent on destroying the earth itself... merely the humans on it who are hurting the environment... We find we can live with this and so have lobbied to get Congress to pass a bill declaring Devouring Earth a protected species...

StarHolder: A protected....? Who the heck are you nuts?

WellDressedCivillian: I represent the Environmental Protection Agency... now stop assaulting these poor children of nature or I'll have you arrested!

TeamMember2: Come on, Carl... I've already got the Devouring Earth defeat badge anyway... let's go hit Striga so I can get my Silver Bullet badge...

YetAnotherCivillian: Don't you even think about it you spandex wearing hooligan!

TeamMember2: Uh-oh, here comes another nut... at least this one's not wearing a suit... wait his tee shirt has a logo on it... hey, Carl.... what does PETA stand for?

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Skull: Look out! It's a cowl!

HeroicWife: A what?! What did you just call me?!

HeroicHusband: He called you a cowl dear... it's a slang for hero... like calling us a cape...

HeroicWife: Oh.... so he didn't call me a...?

HeroicHusband: No, dear... he said Cowl... not Cow...

HeroicWife: So I shouldn't....?

HeroicHusband: No... you should arrest him dear... not kill him...

HeroicWife: Are you sure?

HeroicHusband: Pretty sure, yeah.

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HeroicWife: Does these spandex tights make me look fat?

(long pause)

HeroicWife: Are you going to answer me?

HeroicHusband: Not until all my toggles are up... no...

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The exploration badge in the Brickstown Safeguard is called Cornerstone...

This is appropriate... Brickstown, however, is NOT the cornerstone of Paragon City as originally thought... considering the Zigg's "security" measures it IS the cornerstone of the Rogue Isles... which would positively deserted without its efforts...

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The Strongmen of the Carnival of Shadows did not always wear the buckets on their heads...

Indeed, originally they wore the same masks as the ladies. The dress code was changed however, when it was discovered that beard stubble made the masks "too itchy"...

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PUG:

1) one of a breed of small, short-haired dogs having a tightly curled tail, a deeply wrinkled face, and a smooth coat that is black or silver and fawn with black markings.

2) one of a team of small, short-lived members having a tightly wound tank, a deeply flawed scrapper, and a troller that is buffing or holding and buffing with defender aspirations.

Sounds like HeroicWife is a Scrapper!!

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