What City of Heroes has taught me...


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That you won't get sick in any way from wading through raw sewage.


 

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Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
That you won't get sick in any way from wading through raw sewage.
Just become Harder Better Faster Stronger


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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That nightclubs won't go out of business no matter how dead it is.

That there is no limit to how many people you can cram in a nightclub.


 

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That mortal enemies can get together in a nightclub and drink and chit-chat like the best of friends.


 

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That said nightclub plays the same song over and over and can still be in business.


 

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Atlas Parks population is 2-3 thugs for every 1 citizen.

One can teleport across zones and across time, but can't order a pizza O.o


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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That every major and minor corporation in the world has an office building in Rhode Island.


 

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There are bad people out there....and they are all in Rogue Isles....for now....

dun dun dun dun


 

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The first thing I learned? IT'S ALL A NEMESIS PLOT!

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Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
Using an AoE attack in a crowd of bad guys and citizens, only the bad guys get hurt... (those citz are one tough cookie)
Well yes, I mean look at Mayhem missions.


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

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In some alternate reality, I am a forum troll who is obsessed with porn and I have a goatee.

Also, Hitler was a famous civil rights activist and I'm still trying to wrap my head around Benedict Arnold being our first President!


to TO THE END!
Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!

 

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Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer View Post
In some alternate reality, I am a forum troll who is obsessed with porn and I have a goatee.
That cursedsorcerer is ME


 

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CoH has taught me that I need to think up good brb excuses.


 

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...how to flip my stomach when falling from tall buildings.


 

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That a short woman who weighs all of 130 pounds can single-handedly "arrest" a warehouse full of men who brandish all manner of weaponry.

(shameless Pink Lioness shout)


 

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That being a healer is apparently the most offensive thing ever, and if you ever call me a healer I CUT YOU FACE.


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

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... that the most nimble, dextrous kitten will slide off of a moving dirigible, plummet a mile or more toward the ground at terminal velocity, bounce off the pavement, and, having survived the fall, dust herself off ... and start all over again!



AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!

 

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That a level four Hellion minion can jump higher than I can


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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that no matter what you do, Dr. Aeon will always TP away.


 

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If at first you faceplant, pop more purples!
*nom*


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!

 

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Naughty Furless peeps will gang up on my friends Lusca and Sally for no particularly good reason and will beat them into unconsciousness if I don't spam heal those two sweeties.

(*huggles Lusca and Sally*)


[True story about Lusca, btw]



AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!

 

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There are Cat Girls?! hehee j/k Amerikatt


 

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Originally Posted by Early Girl View Post
There are Cat Girls?! hehee j/k Amerikatt
(*huggles Miss Early*)

It's okay, Miss Early. It's best to repress the memory of Atlas Catgirls -- especially the ones who congregate at Pocket D, which is CoH's answer to Mos Eisley! (*nod nod*)



AMERIKATT: Star of Stage, Screen, and Saturday morning cartoons! (Art by Psygon and ChristopherRobin)
"(Katt-Girl) obviously reads a lot of encyclopedias" -- Kiken
Dark_Respite's video -- Avatar: COH Style!
I Support Nerd Flirting and Even More Nerd Flirting!

 

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That hellions can indeed call you a "noob"

Being in a supergroup is neccisary so you can say "Sorry guys, gtg. SG needs me"


 

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While running through Port Oakes a few months back I heard a Hellion say something along the lines of: "You were standing in the oil when you lit it, I'm going to have to try that."


I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!