War Witch


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Hey girl friend! This is hot and sexy Optical "Cat Girl" Illusion here hehe and honey we have got to talk.

My tail is soooooo meow meow sexy now that it brings all the little boys to RV and my dreams of fully becoming a hot, sexy, swift, strong and powerful super cat girl are almost complete except for a few little itsy bitsy lame things hehe .

How can I fully become a hot + sexy + swift + strong + powerful super cat girl if I'm suppressed (LAME) , my powers and sets are diminished (LAME) , I can't heal properly (LAME) , I'm auto mezzed (LAME) , and all that other lame stuff (LAME, LAME, LAME) while I'm trying to save Paragon and the ENTIRE planet from all those mean yucky eeew gross villainous villains?

Also, this cat girl wuvs her shiney shinies but they are so hard to get even though I have killed lots of mean yucky eeew gross villainous villains (LAME) , WW employees never give out cat girl discounts although they keep hitting on me (LAME) and I don't have an e-sugar daddy to buy them! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You said on your interview that your job was to make sure the game is not lame so for the wuv of all things kitty (yes cute wittle puppy doggies too!) , prrrrrretty prrrrrretty prrrrrrease hehe use your super anti-lame power of suggestion on the boys in the office and make them fix all these LAME PvP things soon without the tm so I can become the hot, sexy, swift, strong, and powerful villain vanquishing super cat girl with lots of shinies that I deserve to be!


A very sad story about War Witch and the neglected kitty. http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=219670

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Originally Posted by Black_Barrier
Guess it's hard to click while actively trying to keep the drool away from the keyboard...

 

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Originally Posted by OPTICAL_ILLUSION View Post
Hey girl friend! This is hot and sexy Optical "Cat Girl" Illusion here hehe and honey we have got to talk.

My tail is soooooo meow meow sexy now that it brings all the little boys to RV and my dreams of fully becoming a hot, sexy, swift, strong and powerful super cat girl are almost complete except for a few little itsy bitsy lame things hehe .

How can I fully become a hot + sexy + swift + strong + powerful super cat girl if I'm suppressed (LAME) , my powers and sets are diminished (LAME) , I can't heal properly (LAME) , I'm auto mezzed (LAME) , and all that other lame stuff (LAME, LAME, LAME) while I'm trying to save Paragon and the ENTIRE planet from all those mean yucky eeew gross villainous villains?

Also, this cat girl wuvs her shiney shinies but they are so hard to get even though I have killed lots of mean yucky eeew gross villainous villains (LAME) , WW employees never give out cat girl discounts although they keep hitting on me (LAME) and I don't have an e-sugar daddy to buy them! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You said on your interview that your job was to make sure the game is not lame so for the wuv of all things kitty (yes cute wittle puppy doggies too!) , prrrrrretty prrrrrretty prrrrrrease hehe use your super anti-lame power of suggestion on the boys in the office and make them fix all these LAME PvP things soon without the tm so I can become the hot, sexy, swift, strong, and powerful villain vanquishing super cat girl with lots of shinies that I deserve to be!

Of all the well documented and mathematically sound reasons given before by all the legends, I bet you THIS gets results....

I love it!!!!


 

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Make it so


 

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I think I just had a smilie overdose...


 

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Originally Posted by Predatoric View Post
I think I just had a smilie overdose...
Exactly what I was thinking. At first I thought the sheer number of smilies was a joke to be later explained in the post.


 

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If it helps though, I also have a catgirl corruptor as my main and would like to see a decent attempt at fixing PvP pwetty pweeze

Im sure with all the nerds in the office, you can get them to do whatever you want with a low cut top on lol


 

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Originally Posted by Sunstormer View Post
Im sure with all the nerds in the office, you can get them to do whatever you want with a low cut top on lol
The funny thing is that this just might work.


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Originally Posted by OPTICAL_ILLUSION View Post
Hey girl friend! This is hot and sexy Optical "Cat Girl" Illusion here hehe and honey we have got to talk.

My tail is soooooo meow meow sexy now that it brings all the little boys to RV and my dreams of fully becoming a hot, sexy, swift, strong and powerful super cat girl are almost complete except for a few little itsy bitsy lame things hehe .

How can I fully become a hot + sexy + swift + strong + powerful super cat girl if I'm suppressed (LAME) , my powers and sets are diminished (LAME) , I can't heal properly (LAME) , I'm auto mezzed (LAME) , and all that other lame stuff (LAME, LAME, LAME) while I'm trying to save Paragon and the ENTIRE planet from all those mean yucky eeew gross villainous villains?

Also, this cat girl wuvs her shiney shinies but they are so hard to get even though I have killed lots of mean yucky eeew gross villainous villains (LAME) , WW employees never give out cat girl discounts although they keep hitting on me (LAME) and I don't have an e-sugar daddy to buy them! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You said on your interview that your job was to make sure the game is not lame so for the wuv of all things kitty (yes cute wittle puppy doggies too!) , prrrrrretty prrrrrretty prrrrrrease hehe use your super anti-lame power of suggestion on the boys in the office and make them fix all these LAME PvP things soon without the tm so I can become the hot, sexy, swift, strong, and powerful villain vanquishing super cat girl with lots of shinies that I deserve to be!
Tell me you sent this to her private inbox. This was awesome.


 

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Originally Posted by Tokyo View Post
Tell me you sent this to her private inbox. This was awesome.
Great idea! PM sent requesting that she visit the thread.


*goes back to a dark corner and curls up clutching a broken heart*


A very sad story about War Witch and the neglected kitty. http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=219670

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Originally Posted by Black_Barrier
Guess it's hard to click while actively trying to keep the drool away from the keyboard...

 

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"Unbreak Our PvP Hearts"

Don't leave our kitties in all this pain
Don't leave them out in the rain
Fix PvP and bring back our smiles
Come and take these tears away
We need good PvP mechanics now
i13 PvP was so unkind
Bring back those nights when we had fun PvPing

Un-break our PvP hearts
Say you'll love us again
Undo this hurt the Devs caused
When they made i13
And walked out of our lives
Un-cry these tears
We cried so many nights
Un-break our PvP hearts
Our PvP hearts

Take back those sad words of Diminishing Returns, Travel Suppression, Heal Decay...
Bring back the joy to our lives
Don't leave us here with these tears
Come and revamp this pain away
I can't forget the day the Devs left
A year and a half of time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without good PvP

Un-break our PvP hearts
Say you'll love us again
Undo this hurt the Devs caused
When they made i13
And walked out of our lives
Un-cry these tears
We cried so many nights
Un-break our PvP hearts
Our PvP hearts

Don't leave our kitties in all this pain
Don't leave them out in the rain
Bring back the nights when we had good PvP

Un-break our PvP hearts
Say you'll love us again
Undo this hurt the Devs caused
When they made i13
And walked out of our lives
Un-cry these tears
We cried so many, many nights
Un-break our

Un-break our PvP hearts oh War Witch
Come back and say you will love PvPers again
Un-break our PvP hearts
Sweet War Witch
Without you we just can't go on
Can't go on....


*I would like to give a special thanks to Toni Braxton for all her inspiration


A very sad story about War Witch and the neglected kitty. http://boards.cityofheroes.com/showthread.php?t=219670

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Originally Posted by Black_Barrier
Guess it's hard to click while actively trying to keep the drool away from the keyboard...

 

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Zombie "Cat Girls" do not get any exceptions to bringing back the dead! Time to bury this dead cat in pet cemetery.