April 28th 2010
Hey again Shivanites, time for my weekly update on all things work and superhuman related.
First to address a comment I got from someone calling themselves SnarkDragon about my new tie making me look fat, while I appreciate the compliment I lack the body fats to do so, since I am made up of a gelatinous outer lay composed of 'goo from space'.
On to work related stuff.
Unfortunately the Paragon City Council have turned down our application for having the first annual Necrotech Roadshow in Paragon City, citing reasons of 'being owned by a mad man' as their refusal. Don't worry folks we'll just reschedule and hold it right here in the Isles, anyone interested in tickets please contact Necrotech through the website.
I can also announce a breakthrough in regards to the New You program, we can now provide basic elemental control with regards earth, concrete etc. We're still working on all the other elemental control powers which are proving very difficult and very dangerous to work with, don't worry, no human test subjects were harmed.
However a mishap on testing with an animal of the porky persuasion with the fire control genes did end up giving us self-frying bacon, it's not as fun as it sounds trust me, pigs do not go quietly into that good night.
That's all the work related info for this week, lets move on to the super news.
News of those heroes who hang under the skirt of Galaxy Girl, this week appeared to be a turbulent time with arguements and raised voices but also a time of love, spring fever was in the air and same gender couples were seen cuddling.
One my bosses 'daughter' Amy zon and a new friend (name unknown at this time) and a newly announced couple of Tiger White and that 'Babe of Vanguard' (still no name, both of which were featured in last weeks hot or not). Congratz to the two happy couples and hope they have a long and happy same gender partnership.
So continuing the link to last weeks hot or not, I'll be asking which of the cuddling couples pictured above is hot or not? Most of my male (and some of my female...what is it with wearing tight leather and humanoids enjoying partnerships of the same gender?) have voted for Tiger White and friend but the choice is yours.
So we move onto everyones favorite segment, "is it food?". people voted yes for me to eat a homeless person, unfortunately I couldn't manage a whole one due to those pesky Arachnos people shooing me away but it is true, people do indeed taste like chicken however I wouldn't recommend eating the homeless, there isn't enough meat on their bones to provide the nourishment needed for a growing super-person.
This week I'll be asking "is it food?" about Kheldians...they look like seafood I imagine they would taste like seafood, of course the problem is actually catching a kheldian, probably going to need a bigger boat 
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See you next week Shivanites!
((this is Steve (the Shivan assistant/bodyguard of DR Mechano) personal blog, each week he'll make his feelings known on a variety of Unionverse topics, providing an interest perspective of someone partially outside the community.))
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April 21st 2010
Hey again Shivanites, just thought I'd update the blog, been a long week. Anyway, let's move on to work related news.
Now I've recieved several emails asking about the attack on my workplace, rest assured everything is fine, the contracters will be in shortly and the damage will be repaired.
My condolences go out to the families of John, Sara, Andrew, Alex, Maria and Jane whom we lost in the attack, their funerals will be next monday, so any of my coworkers reading this, be sure to go along and give your condolences to the families, I would but the family have expressed that I do not. Which I can understand.
Speaking of work, the boss has OK'd me to tell you that he's got a surprise coming to Paragon City soon, he can't visit himself but he'll be sending an employee over to sort out certain 'unfinished business' with a group of people...you know who you are!
On a better note we have a proper 'surprise' coming to Paragon City, we're in the process of booking the same place that Capecon used for the first annual Necrotech roadshow! I'll be there as will the ever lovable Professor David Thulian (Just call him Dave, he hates being called David or Prof) check out his blogsite a www.Daveythul.com. He'll give you more details about what we've got planned and the status of his Black Hole gun he keeps going on about (he's not allowed to test it within several lightyears of inhabited planets).
There will be boothbabes, the ever luscious Amiette and Tyette to show off what can be done with the dream partner program, Terrance will be paying his old friends a visit to talk about the new Walkie-Waffler range and for one lucky con-goer there will be the chance of a lifetime to win a free New You program opportunity!
Right that's my usual work related news out of the way, yeah I'm totally a corporate shill and you know it but lets move on to my favorite topic and one I know you will all love, Superhero related stuff!
Ok for this weeks hot or not I'm going with that feline heroine Tiger White ((pictue of Ellie in her battle uniform, probably taken from a paper)). Unfortunately due to being an undead abomination that should not be I can't really tell what constitutes 'hot' or 'not' which is why I have this section, you people vote if she is and that'll help me learn!
We also have the 'Babe of Vanguard' no name to go with this picute ((it's Annette in her skimpy outfit out in the RWZ)) but I've been told by several of my work colleges that she's 'hot' and that they'd like to 'invade her dimension' anytime...I honestly have NO idea what it means so I just ignored it.
Gossip from the Superhero meeting point of Galaxy Girl, according to our sources two heroes had a lovers spat, hardly surprising, that place just attracts emotional deliquents like honey attracts bees and there's a homeless man there shouting about something...when are they NOT shouting about something...
...I mean whether it's for food, drugs, shelter or just "oh god get away from me you glowing green thing" they never seem to stop shouting until someone takes them away to preform illegal experiments on them...for those mad scientist wannabes out there...they make terrible test subjects...the more you know
We also had reports of the usual chit chat amongst the statuegoers, why female hero costumes are so revealing. The answer is mostly "because it's distracting and it makes it easier to move" apparently. If that's the case, why don't they just fight naked like I do? Admittedly I haven't got the same 'parts' as you humans but embrace the breeze humans, it's cooling on your gelatinous outerstructure.
Remember I need your stories to help me update the blog, so contact me via email and I'll credit you with being the source unless you wish to remain anonymous as this weeks tipster did.
Finally the ever popular last segment on my blog, "is it food?" I show you a picture of something and you tell me whether I should eat it. Last week I showed a picture of a kitten and most of you voted no, you kind souls, to be fair I don't think I could have gone through with it myself, I just like cats too much. This week, linked to the topic above is...
...homeless people...are they food? I mean they're not helping society any, would it be wrong to eat one of them? Answers in an email and I'll see you next week folks.
Also see pictures below, I've got myself a tie...I guess I'm not technically naked anymore...snazzy isn't it?
((several pictures of a Shivan in a red and black striped tie. In his photo album is various 'party shots' of Steve and coworkers at various office parties, nobody seems to even care he's a Shivan in the photos but they are all mad scientists)).