And now for something completely different...

(to the tune of Hokey-Pokey)

It puts its right hand in...
It takes the lotion out...
It squirts its right hand full...
Then it rubs it all about...
It puts the lotion in the basket...
Then it sends the basket up...

That's what it's all about.

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My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

I put the lotion in
I send the basket down
It doesn't put it on
And that makes me want to frown.
I turn the water on
and it gets the hose again.

That's what it's all about

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