But...
...Why is the rum gone?!
*lol* Happy Holidays to you too, man. 
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Heh, that was entertaining.
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Nice but can I substitute Jack Daniels for the rum?
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Here's my contribution! 
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Quote:
I found it really hard to finish cooking after this step.|
Originally Posted by Desi_Nova
Break 2 leggs and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
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*crawls back to couch with bottle of a scotch*
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Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle Rum
2 cups of dried fruit
Instructions:
Sample the Rum to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Rum again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.
Repeat
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Rum is still OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the Rum to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a ****.
Check the Rum.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Rum and
kick the cat.
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