Numerous off game chat in the server sections [so many i lost count! and they seem to be allowed in those sections since even mods reply to them] so thought be cool if we had a jokes thread here in the EU section! So if you got a joke you'ld like to share then say it here! [just make sure its in good taste!]
My friend the other day put his facebook status as "feeling suicidal . . . at edge of cliff", so i poked him.
I never really liked school when i was a kid, in fact i failed maths so many times i cant even count.
I was good at history though, no wait i wasnt.
Like most people my age i like to go clubbing, but if there are no seals around . . . . .
A paper bag goes to the doctor and explains hes contanstly feeling ill. Concerned the doctor does some test and discovers the bag has a disease. "How can i have a disease?" asks the bag, to which the doctor replies "turns out your mother was a carrier".
I got some new underwear yesterday, well it was new to me.
There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".
In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Edit: Ok last two i got off a website but sshhh. Post your jokes here!
@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!
Numerous off game chat in the server sections [so many i lost count! and they seem to be allowed in those sections since even mods reply to them] so thought be cool if we had a jokes thread here in the EU section!
So if you got a joke you'ld like to share then say it here! [just make sure its in good taste!]
- My friend the other day put his facebook status as "feeling suicidal . . . at edge of cliff", so i poked him.
- I never really liked school when i was a kid, in fact i failed maths so many times i cant even count.
- I was good at history though, no wait i wasnt.
- Like most people my age i like to go clubbing, but if there are no seals around . . . . .
- A paper bag goes to the doctor and explains hes contanstly feeling ill. Concerned the doctor does some test and discovers the bag has a disease. "How can i have a disease?" asks the bag, to which the doctor replies "turns out your mother was a carrier".
- I got some new underwear yesterday, well it was new to me.
- There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot".
- In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Edit: Ok last two i got off a website but sshhh. Post your jokes here!@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!