Talk Like a Pirate Day Tomorrow! (9/19/09)
Avast ye land lubbers of Paragon City!
Following are the Top Ten Pick-Up Lines of International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Aaaarrrrrrr!!!
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My team at work celebrated today since we don't work tomorrow. I'll have a picture posted soon
That's beignet, Witty.
"I never said thank you." - Lt. Gordon
"And you'll never have to." - the Dark Knight
I'll have a plate of 'em, Myr.
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I will celebrate by drinking like a pirate, thats holiday enuff fer me
I apologize to all who joined me for the noon time attempt at the Hess TF. The buggy second radar mission was unplanned... The plan was to get a buggy MegaMech mission instead... sigh...
Many YARRRRRRs to those of you who turned out for the pirate costume contest instead. Nice turnout. But you people need more pirate hats! Work on it, and you'll earn moar rum!
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Avast ye seadogs of DOOOOOM!
I be calling all pirates to work this Saturday, not for sweat and blood and tears but for RUM! And Badges! And RUM! And maybe a slice of french silk pie, mmmmmmm. Anywho.
I will be personally bringing Wittypirate out to Hess TF that afternoon, at 12 noon EST, and will see about another Hess TF run at 2 PM EST. Let's try for a Master of Hess TF, shall we?
Sad to say, but it being Football Saturday I have a football game to attend that evening, and the afternoon before it will be busy for me. So I call upon my fellow pirates to keep the day full of piracy! I heartily recommend my krewe to head to AE buildings of their convenience and try to find every decent pirate arc on the game grid. I can name a few (well, okay, my own Rum Runner mish at ID # 3691 arrrrrr), but if ye know of any, or have yer own pirate arc, feel free to have yer mates smash and grab their way to pirate victory!!!
And don't forget to stop off at the Cafe Du Monde for beingets, wait Myr corrected me it's beignets. Either way, they're tasty dammit. Mmmmmmm.
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