If you play just ONE story-based MArc this year ...

... then you are clearly NOT playing enough story-based MArcs!!!!

Might as well start with "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland" - #1224 - now in its SEVENTH YEAR! (Well, I was thinking about it for a long, long time before we got the ability to actually execute these things.)

It now stands at 4 stars - with over 210 players!!! Which means I've conned at least that many people into playing this thing, and they STILL say nice things about it.

Remember this is the ORIGINAL "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland" ... well, except for all the plagarism from Alice in Wonderland and all, but forget about all that.

YOU WON'T FIND THIS LITTLE TREASURE IN ANY REVIEW THREADS! (Mainly, because I've asked everyone not to review it because of the mystery in it and all, and folks have been pretty nice to humor me ... except for that one twisted, sick SOB who ... oh, wait, no... he took down that review much earlier.)

Anyway, as I said before (of maybe I didn't), if you haven't yet played this thing, name one good reason not to try it now. OK, you're computer is down. That's acceptable. Oh, and you're still at work. OK, that's understandable too. Um, you're spouse is telling you that you spend too much time at your computer and you need time to spend with her and get off the damn computer already and come watch tv with me and ... oh, wait... that's me. Never mind that one. That doesn't count and only explains why I keep missing out on TF and SF and ...

But my mind wanders ...

And yours will too when you play "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland" #1224 -- the single greated ARC ever written (by me ... some arcs by others may be as enjoyable or more enjoyable or maybe less enjoyable, but you'll never know for sure until YOU play ... "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland", arc number "1224"

And did I mention that it has NUMEROUS COMPAINTS because it has so much SEX IN IT!!!!!!! (This used to bother me, the complaints, that is, not the sex ... until I realize that SEX SELLS ... which is completely different than SELLING SEX, which is illegal mostly everywhere in America but has a real good following in Holland, especially in Amsterdam.)

No doubt about it... in "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland", arc #1224, you will find SEX, VIOLENCE -- AND POETRY! AND SOME HUMOR! You'll probably feel there's not enough sex and too much poetry, but most of all you'll probably find the perfect blend of violence and humor. Which is nothing to laugh at, unless you want to get hurt!

So race on down to your computer, log into CoH now and play "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland" arc # 1224. If you love it, give it a High 5 when you vote. If you hate it, don't mention it. Really. Just go away and don't rain on my parade. And remember anything below a 5 is really just a 4, a 3, a 2 or a 1.

(Man, its tough trying to beat out the clock at work in August when its 4:45 and you don't really want to work but would rather be posting on CoH than work and ... )

But I digress again. And if you're STILL reading this ... maybe you're not working, too! And maybe, just maybe, you're looking to head back home sit down and play some really cool story-based MArc tonight that you'll be RAVING ABOUT FOR WEEKS. Ok, I don't know the number of that MArc, or believe me I'd share it with you because you've been such a good sport. But we do know the arc number of "Wicked, Wicked Wonderland."

So play it, love it, vote it.

And send me a message in game. And keep it clean. Children are watching.

I find your post somewhat misleading and disengenuous. I have played this arc and have even recommended to others, in these very forums in fact. However, while your story was enjoyable, there is NO sex it in, except for the actual word "sex" and some mild innuendo. So "selling it" on the basis of sex is just a cheap trick to get more people to play your arc, and not at all as imaginative as the story you are trying to peddle here.

I rated you arc 5 stars; However, I rate this post 1 star!

Sorry!