My good chap, I most humbly thank you for this most stimulating exercise. I fear though, that I can think of but one answer, and that answer being a corrupter learned in the arts of firey blast and dark miasma. Upon encountering his foes, the entrepid corruptor can lay down a patch of darkness so thick their designated opponets can but move at a speed excelled by a crawling infant. Once so ensnared, the enemy will find itself rained down by fire. All the good corruptor need do is enjoy a spot of tea as the enemy is quickly boiled in his own juices as it were. A most civilised means of battle, if I do say so myself.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
I say, dear Ulli. Your knowledge of barbarous methods of human torture are at once both frightening and awe-inspiring. Do tell, what other methods of expedient destruction and wreaking of pain ungodly would you be so inclined to share with your colleagues?
You press me, dear Angryellow, otherwise I would surly not be discussing such matters, but permit me to say that I have witnessed a mastermind enwrap his victims in slithering tentacles created from the very souls of said mastermind's past victims. Once fixed in place, the hapless fellow is then doused in a caustic liquid by one of the mastermind's own robotic henchmen and the liquid is then set ablaze. Said fellow will writh and scream, but will be unable to extricate himself from his firey demise.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
What do we have here? It would appear as though we have perhaps become depleted of meaningful...Ah, who gives a ****?
My Word! I mean *nom*
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
I should say that those nefarious wanton women of the night whom cavort about with all manner of men for a paltry sum of cash give access to carnal depravity. One would be well served to ensure the certainty of such a "woman's" female credentials are on the up and up unless grand awkward situations are their forte' .
Ah! What ho, good chaps! I daresay I am quite disappointed in myself that I was quite unaware that a forum for the facetious fellowship of elegant elucidation was being entertained concurrently. In order to make amends for my grievous error, I must now proceed to fabricate a copious amount of sugared dough and enflame said dough with minuscule particles of cacao for the pleasure of all, but mostly Ullikummis.
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Lads, let us don our formal regalia and proffer our favored cookies and sweetened pastry rounds to our esteemed colleague Ullikummis, Earl of Cookie. We might be encouraged to ascertain which event of the competitive team or individual variety is most enjoyed by our complete conglomerate committee championing conspicuous cordial conversations.
I say! Has the topic of conversation wound its whily way to the topic of that most dilectable morsal: the cookie? I am beside myself with joy, as it were.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Indeed. I must confirm the incredible content of our current conversation is the curvaceous consumable constantly commentated on as cookie so we can curry contentment with the commendable cobalt character called Ullikummis.
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*ahem*
Good day, gentlemen. I must apologize for my previous display of crude language, done out of sheer frustration at the apparent lack of active support for our endeavor. I vow that in the here to fore, I shall not allow my feelings of disappointment to override my sense of decency and the respect I hold for my colleagues. I most humbly beg of your understanding and forgiveness, fellow chaps.
Pish posh good sir. You have more than made up for your faulty frankness. Sometime as individuals all of us are prone to provocative proclamations of pure profanity. Endeavouring to enrich one's mental facilities is a difficult task for those with refined synaptic masteries at the onset of such undertakings. I beseech you to ensconce yourself within the copious cushioned confines of the comfortable cathedra and comsume chocolate chip coated cookies.
I say, what does alliteration have to do with verbose speech? I have noticed a distressing amount of it occurring in this location and find it very odd.So my good friends, why are we confusing alliteration with verbose speech?
My dear sir no statement to eliminate alliteration from verbosity has been made to my knowledge. Though if one cannot appreciate such things for the simple pleasure that others may utilize them for it is hardly the fault of those choosing to engage thusly in conversation. We shant choose to implement rules solely for the purpose of alleviating our personal dislike of things aforementioned. Shall we segregate cookie dissertations subsequently?
Excellently stated, my good sir. Alliteration is a fine and respectable tactic for the professing of our extended statements.
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I must admit that I find the use of alliteration to be quite humorous. Carry on gentlemen, carry on.
I must concour with the aforementioned statement of words made by our esteemed colleuge Angryellow. Alliteration adds adventure to already aquainted admonitions. So, to add voice to voice, Carry on gentlemen, carry on.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
I say, if none of you, my good friends, are bothered, perplexed, or annoyed by alliteration I will most certainly not complain or take issue with its usage. With that said we once again are verbosely saying absolutely nothing. I am of the mind that in order to fully take enjoyment from this game we must endeavor to return to some sort of topic.
Restricting the direction of discussion should never enter this thread. We should allow that conversations here be allowed to run their course and dissolve at a rate of an unknown variable. Linear thought is so mundane though tangents tickle the thinker's fancy. After all our verbosity might be stifled if attempt to corral chit chat is enforced. Though we should all release our trains of thought together hoping that no wrecks will ensue. We are after all people of great character verbage and humility. Anyone have some spiced pipe tobacco?
Well spoken good sir Knight, but I fear that a digression from your conclusion is to be presented in this very monolouge. For you see, words are like water and a topic is like the river bank. Only together can they form the river of meaningful dialouge.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
I am afraid that I do not partake in the activity of smoking, therefore I would not be in possession of this spiced tobacco you so eagerly seek. I do not wish to resemble an authority figure, but I would be remiss if I did not say that you too, kind sir, should not partake in smoking. It is a filthy, non-healthful, and very unattractive habit indeed.
I dare say I am with Angryellow on this matter. Smoking is a terrible habit that is far too expensive and will certianly kill you eventually.
But might one not go on to say that no one gets out of life clean, fully monied and alive?
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
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One does not need to smoked said spiced tobacco to enjoy the aroma of the unsmoked product. I thoroughly enjoy the smell of a fine tobacco shop sans the smoking. The aromatics act akin to the perfume of fresh brewed coffee to those of us whom choose not to imbibe such a bitter drink.
Though I am quite sure this will not set agreeably from some of you who reside in Paragon City. A fellow colleague and I wish to procure more ‘assets’ from one of the fine banking establishments within your fair city. This is no dainty task and will be an undertaking of the highest challenge, as I am most certain as some of my simpler minded employees would say, “A cape is sure to show up.”
I am in a intricate situation here, as myself, prefer to be discrete and prompt with this endeavor, my colleague is one to be quite stimulated in being the apex of awareness. He will in all probability have the desire to bring his most destructive archetype in this encounter, thus forcing us into unneeded confrontation with many of the gallant servants in the area.
Thus I bring to the table this inquiry. Given that it will be futile to suggest anything but a fast and destructive archetype for my colleague, and we will head into this endeavor at the apex of challenges. Which archetypes and power sets would be most fitting in this lucrative venture for my colleague and myself?
I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, Keep me here!