EXTRA EXTRA: SECRET HERO MASTERPLAN REVEALED!


Kelvinbridge

 

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A PARAGON INQUIRER EXCLUSIVE!

This paper has come into possession of a secret document circulating through the heroic community in which the heroes explicitly blame themselves for the sorry state of our once fair city!

The document contains any number of inflammatory statements. For example it states that heroes are engaged in sending out a "message to the kids out there that if you can't be super-powered, you can't be anyone." The document also states that heroes are forcing "kids turn to 'dyne or gangs" because the heroes have made sure that "only power is acknowledged" in Paragon!

The hero document, currently secretly doing the rounds, states clearly that heroes are to blame for turning the city into "a war-zone".

But more worryingly, it seems that the heroes want more power. The secret document states that the supes are planning "to hold a mass meeting of super-heroes" at city hall to demand that our democratically elected representatives bow to their wishes because they "feel it is time again for change"!

This paper feels it is quite clear that, as we've predicited for many years, the heroes are planning to attempt to seize power in the city. We must stand up and fight against these smiling would-be tyrants! As the document itself says "for too long, the city has idolized its super-powered citizens", we can only agree, especially now that they wish more than to be idolized.