Funny Caption Contest #4
By
AlienOne,
Posted on: 2009-05-18 15:31 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
And since it's not my pic,. I am gonna enter...
"You have been defeated! You can either WAIT for someone to revive you, or be rushed to either the Hospital or the Medical Center in your base, or you can lay here and suck face."
Le Blanc 50 Dark/Dark Scrap
High Huntress 50 Archery/NRG Blast
And a goatload of others. On a goatload of servers.
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52 minutes?! Come on, Ancalyme! It doesn't take -that- long to perform CPR...
-Rachel-
"You couldn't have possibly picked a worst time to display your affection."
"So, you're telling me I have to be able to breathe in order to do CPR?"
"Horrific Power Accidents #22: The phase shift face meld"
Doc Shok: Oh great, now instead of walking away like normal the bad guys are calling their friends over to watch.
(i'm not adding a quote but lol this is probably one of the best 'face to face plants' I've ever seen.)
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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Epic Fail.
Very hot Epic Fail, but still Epic Fail.
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Mission Arc: #352860 - RJ The Road Dog: Big Trouble in Little Tokyo
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(i'm not adding a quote but lol this is probably one of the best 'face to face plants' I've ever seen.)
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The Abrams is one of the most effective war machines on the planet. - R. Lee Ermy.
Q: How do you wreck an Abrams?
A: You crash into another one.
Dear Penthouse,
This kind of thing never happens to me. I am a mid-level elec/elec blaster in an small East Coast town. My roommate, Ancalyme, is a gorgeous brunette defender whose cute girlfriends are always self-inviting to our missions. One day, while we were waiting for Council patrols in an abandoned cave network...
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Dear Penthouse,
This kind of thing never happens to me. I am a mid-level elec/elec blaster in an small East Coast town. My roommate, Ancalyme, is a gorgeous brunette defender whose cute girlfriends are always self-inviting to our missions. One day, while we were waiting for Council patrols in an abandoned cave network...
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WIN.
Please read my FEAR/Portal/HalfLife Fan Fiction!
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Doc Shok thought bubble over his head:
"Maybe if I continue playing dead, they'll keep going..."
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Infernus_Hades
The way you play changes your IO slotting..
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76 characters and Twenty-four 50s later, I still love this game.
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Perfect!
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This one comes courtesy of XPushingOBorders (thanks for the pic)
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...n/Picture1.png
What do ya'll got???
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Slight derail: what is the little clock icon with 52:07 in the upper-right corner, right under the health bar?
On topic:
*MmmmhhmmMMMMmmhhmmmMMM* *giggle giggle* *tee hee*
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(i'm not adding a quote but lol this is probably one of the best 'face to face plants' I've ever seen.)
[/ QUOTE ](I'm not either, but I had one that topped this. Instead of Face to face, the poor defender was face-to-crotch.)
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(Also not entering, mainly because Cyberforce has already won quite handily, but I would like to take this opportunity to cringe at that UI color, and outright convulse at that inspiration tray.)
So yeah just wanna be sure! He did say drinking the kool aid gets us on the mothership right?? You know i just need to make sure befor......
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Anbraxas
Future Barbarian
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Dear Penthouse,
This kind of thing never happens to me. I am a mid-level elec/elec blaster in an small East Coast town. My roommate, Ancalyme, is a gorgeous brunette defender whose cute girlfriends are always self-inviting to our missions. One day, while we were waiting for Council patrols in an abandoned cave network...
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Lol i should have read through before my post nothing can top that!
Proud member of STARKINDRED
Barbarius Futuris
Anbraxas
Future Barbarian
Some day my princess will come
Some day we'll meet again
And away to her castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know
Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
but only in Conneticut, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts or Vermont too
Ok, that poem is awesome. heh heh
Oh, what the heck...
1) "Okay, I'm confused... is it necrophelia if we're BOTH dead?"
2) "I was wrong... swinging this way isn't exciting at all.. you're more of a dead fish than my husband."
3) "We should have been to the hospital by now don't you think?" "Yeah... but our users are both teen age boys." "What does that have to do with anyth.... EEWWW!!"
4) Rad Defender standing just off screen: "So what do you think they would turn into at this point if I used Mutation on both at once? I'm not sure but I bet it violates the Teen rating."
5) Council Officer: "Okay.. move it along troops.. nothing to see heeeeeooooly crud!"
6) Waaaaaaay off camera in the Council base security room: "Bernie, for the last time, if you pan that camera so much as an inch I'm going to kill you."
7) "I've tried keying the Hospital teleport six times already but the icon keeps moving away from my mouse. I tried calling a GM about the problem but they keep calling it a 'known issue.' "
8) "Could you give me your character's secret identity? I need to change my bio."
9) "Oh GAWD how I love PUGs!!"
10) "So, you had Mexican before the mission, hm?"
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Steel, I just want to hug you.
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Steel, I just want to hug you.
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Sorry... I've fallen for that before... "Accidental Heimlech Manuever" my rosy redness...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
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Ok, that poem is awesome. heh heh
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Actually its Snow White's Love Song updated to fit the picture
"Up Next on "I lived, I died, and then I loved : When Mary met Sally!"
Orc&Pie No.53230 There is an orc, and somehow, he got a pie. And you are hungry.
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Negaduck: I see you found the crumb. I knew you'd never notice the huge flag.
This one comes courtesy of XPushingOBorders (thanks for the pic)
http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/o...n/Picture1.png
What do ya'll got???
Le Blanc 50 Dark/Dark Scrap
High Huntress 50 Archery/NRG Blast
And a goatload of others. On a goatload of servers.
Official Rickroller of Hero Con 1