keep your little furry paws off mah man
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... the shredded look definitely is. You can beat up on Red Tide War Fairy any day and I'll just let you. Not like I could stop you. Do I look like a tank?
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Dearest Honoree:
The combined forces that routinely trounce your half-rikti behind offer you this, in deepest appreciation for the many hours of valiant combat we have shared: Bunni's cell phone number. She says she most appreciates your calls at three in the morning after you've had fifteen psi-margaritas at the Rikti Officer Lounge. Use it in good health.
-Red Tide War Fairy
Current MA Arcs:
38375: "S-Lite" Comes to Kings Row (Heroic 5-14)
119583: Cease and D-CiST (Neutral 30-54)
211441: Desecration (Villainous 14-33)
Oh no you didn't!
J-Man- Lieran, if you were Paris Hilton, I'd be the chihuahua in your purse.
Dearest Honoree-
I have met you so often in battle and I must write you about how I feel about our encounters and my impression and reaction to you.
First off... let me start by saying that your obvious affection regarding me is returned. I love how you take out your misguided rage on other people, specifically that large person with me or that skinny person with the blue, green, or red emanations, rather than myself. Second, I love how you let me smack you around and yet you let me live. This tells me that you feel something for me. You know I'm the one hitting you and yet you direct your confused rage elsewhere. You obviously realize that I am only doing my job, as I acknowledge that you too are doing what you perceive to be yours. Third, I've noticed you staring at my butt.
This goes to the next topic, appearances. I find you so attractive with your obvious physical prowess and the fact that you cling to your obvious superheroic origins despite the fact that the Rikti have violated you on so many levels. Your lack of dental hygiene aside, you are very very hawt. However, obviously the Rikti did not understand the concept of orthodontia unlike my parents. Appliances are not just for cooking, cleaning, or personal satisfaction. Perhaps now that we are connecting, you will rectify this issue? I know that there is this amazing product called Invisalign. Look into it.
Clothing - that shredded look is very hawt, but you needs some BLAST GOGGLES. The helmet isn't doing it for me. But hmmm... the shredded look definitely is. You can beat up on Red Tide War Fairy any day and I'll just let you. Not like I could stop you. Do I look like a tank? Not with this butt, mister. The faded colors tell me you haven't seen the inside of a mall or an Old Navy (or Carson's for that matter) since your return to Earth. Queer Eye for the Super Guy anyone? Someone hook this hottie up.
So, in short, call me! You are like totally fierce!
-- Bunni
J-Man- Lieran, if you were Paris Hilton, I'd be the chihuahua in your purse.