I'm gonna look up who actually pwnz those numbers...
You can't spell Slaughter without laughter
All your gonna do is just farm behemoths anyways.
My thoughts on November 30.
...Good... I probably would have called them if you didn't. XD
I'm a casual Bwerpist. D: I only go to amusement parks on April Fool's Day and Leap Day.
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
At this time, you may reveal which Option you picked.
There will honestly be no consequences whatsoever for not picking Option: 1.
*Hides Bwerp Hammer behind back*
Hello heathens of the RP forums! I come bearing the gift of concealing darkness!
.....That didn't come out quite right.....
Anyways. I am here to help you escape the painfully REAL world of...Well...The world.
Actually, it's not really that real when you think about it. Really, there are only two things that are 'Real.' One is the Great Omega and the other one is your payment of the stuff which is green and folds to your goverment.
>.< I keep getting off-topic...
Ok, [censored] it. CONVERT TO BWERP. NOW. There are many benifits!
First off, you never have to attend church. Or pray. All you need to do is aknowledge that sanity really truely sucks. Members of Bwerp get a free Bwerp toothpick, a free package filled with styro foam, some eggplants, and a trained invisible and intangible duck that will sit on your head.
The procedure is simple, and (almost) painless. I simply heft my big hammer of Bwerpness here and crack you over the head with it. Hopefully you'll be knocked out instantaneously, and you will not have to worry about the pain at all. When you wake up, you may notice the bruise the size of an egg on your head. Ignore it, that is a figment of your imagination.
Select one of the following.
(Pick this one)----->Option 1: Yes! I wish to become Bwerp! I will await you in my dreams and become one with the bliss that is Bwerp! <-----(Pick this one)
Option 2: I see potential in Bwerp, but do not wish to become one with the Bwerp due to personal conflicts in my life at this time. I will dial (202) 456-1414 and ask for guidance on how to solve this conflict, either through extreme violence or through insane gory violence that can only be generated through the use of CGI.
Option 3: Your ideas are ridiculous. I will dial 0107-095-295-9051 and repeat that.
Option 4: You are an unholy heathen. You will burn in hell like the heretic you are. I will dial 011-39-6-6982 and repeat that.
Option 5: I am going to hunt you down and kill you. I will dial the number in option 2 and repeat that. I will then dial (713) 483-3111 and ask for help.