Captain Planet, or how high are you?


DeviousMe

 

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I was playing my Warshade one night & I was in Atlas Park looking for someone that may have had the Fortune Teller mission. While I was there, I saw what I thought was nothing short of laughable. Captain Planet 2.0... Like a broken record & spamming the Broadcast channel, he kept saying, "CAPTAIN PLANET!" over & over & over again. And like a cult leader, scorned those that heckled him & those that were "non-believers".

I unfortunately remember, (as many others do too) growing up during the time of C.P. I knew the day would come when someone would take it too far. Mind you, he didn't dress his toon to look like C.P. but annoying nonetheless. Also, he only had the 3 month vet badge...

How many drugs would one have to consume to think he can make C.P. real? Even in a "Virtual World", some lines should not be crossed. I've never done drugs, although from what I've heard from others, those that have taken L.S.D. have never gotten use to seeing their favorite chair transform into a 1000 snakes. Or try killing the spiders that seem to surround them... As far as C.P. 2.0 goes, I don't know...

Now when we are kids, you can only dress up in costumes for Halloween. Why? Because it's a children's holiday. A time where kids can be whoever they want to be. Now, you're parents wouldn't let you dress up in a costume everyday but as an adult, you can do whatever you want. If you feel like going into work dressed like Batman, you can. Sure, your boss might ask, "Who are you?" Then you proudly reply, "I am Batman. Who are you?"

I'm not sure (nor do I ever want to know) if C.P. 2.0 dresses like C.P. in real life. As I said, some lines are not meant to be crossed...

I had the unfortunate opportunity to speak with C.P. 2.0. I was standing on the sidewalk & he ran up to me & said,

C.P. 2.0: I'm Captain Planet.
I changed to Black Dwarf.
C.P. 2.0: Cool, but I'm Captain Planet.
While in Dwarf, I "howl"
C.P. 2.0: That's cool, but I own you.
I reply with, "Big deal."

How nice, an arrogant spammer. But from what I've told you all, you make the call.


 

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For those of you wondering, this is a true story.


 

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I doubt that he seriously thinks he's Cpt. Planet in reality. He was just your regular ol' spammer fused with your regular ol' clone.


 

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Yeah, but he did a good job of annoying everyone in the zone.


 

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Those guys are great, see, once their gone, or once you finally put them on ignore, you finally found something to do with your free time, complaining about them! See, thanks to that punk you had something to post in the forums!

And, as an added bonus, you got a self esteem boost since you can tell yourself, "Man, I'm so much cooler then that guy!"


 

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Well, I don't want to think that I'm complaining about this person. I think this person was playing their ego & imagination a little far.

I have seen other Captain Planets in this game & I've heard nothing from them. And they've done a nice job on the costume too. They looked just liked them.

This person showed me their arrogance & spamming powers. This person may be a neo-conservative. No one knows what a neo-conservative is... I think it's someone who has watched the movie, The Matrix & they think it's real.

Or the person is just retard.


 

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No, this person is just a retard who's been glued to his idiot box for too long.

There's this show on TV called Robot Chicken, which is a collection of short-duration parodies of just about everything. In one short, some guy dressed up as Captain Planet and started yelling "CAPTAIN PLANET!" at everyone while doing moronic things.

And they say too much TV doesn't rot your brain. Habeas corpus, I present thee.


"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi

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ORLY?

TV is good for your mind - GAAAGH CRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNG IIIIIINNNN MMMYY SKIIIIIIIIIIINN - it's perfectly perfect for your human mind - FIGHT THE POWER! - just ignore the - buy pepsi products, feed teh goverment war machine - subliminal - ORLY? - advertising.

So. This Captain Planet, he sounds retarded, shall we lynch him?


 

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it's perfectly perfect for your human mind

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I may not have one of those, but I highly doubt the truth in that statement.


"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi

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it's perfectly perfect for your human mind

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I may not have one of those, but I highly doubt the truth in that statement.

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Sorcery I say! Burn the heretic! >.>