Clown fight in Perez Park!


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Excerpt from The Paragon Times 7/20/07


A Tale of Two Clowns, as told to staff reporter E.J. Hoff
by Mr. Hugo Nash, Paragon Parks Dept. employee

..."right, so i work for the park system, sometimes takin photographs of whatever the office tells me.
Me and dis other guy i work with, Floyd, are in Perez Park takin pics of the docks for some insurance thing. Floyd's
across the lake with a telephoto lens, and i'm in a rowboat, right next to one a the docks.

"Alla sudden i see these two clowns there, yappin. Was kinda breezy dat day, so all's i
Could make out was the occasional laugh, kinda creepy like too."

Now, Floyd sees them right when i do and we both start snappin pics

The one in yellow leaps at th' one in blue

and gives her a bit a the ol' one-two!


Now, i thought maybe that dame in blue had a glass jaw, cause she went down fast!

But nope! Dat gal hops up and blasts lil' yellow a solid one!

Then it gets crazy, right..looks like yellow put the whammy on blue... gave her a migraine or sumptin

Den she sends her flyin straight up inna air, which Floyd got a shot of! Way ta go Floyd!

An i guess dat was the last straw, 'cause dat lil gal charges up....

And BLAMMO!

The yellow one tried ta fight back, as seen here in these two shots by Floyd

But blue wasn't havin none of it

And just like that...

It was over

I turned around ta see if Floyd was still there, but he was runnin for the truck to get his phone. When i turn around, blue is gone, and yellow is startin to get up. I'm pretty close to the dock now, and i coulda swore i hoid her say sumptin to the effect of "ya Father's gonna hear 'bout dis!". then she leaped right ovah the freakin trees and wuz gone! I've seen a lot of crazy 'tings in dis town, but that one was definately in the top ten!


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I didnt even know we had clowns in Paragon!!!

I mean yeah, I've seen Mimes around here and there, but never clowns........

Oh wait....the Carnies arnt Mimes......No wonder I got confused all those times I thought they wernt supposed to talk......

My bad.....


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Hee hee kind of like a picture story book


 

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I got a kick out of this! Nicely done :}


 

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I was hoping it was a POP-UP!

But yes, it must be said, there is only room for one clown in Paragon!!!


 

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Bloody awesome. Love the setup and the backstory, very well crafted =D


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AAAHHHHHH! KILLER CLOWNS!!!!!


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Thanks for the nice words! This was my first attempt at something like this. quite fun!

For the record, the yellow clown is a villain called The Cackler and one in blue is Gigglewatt (Daughter of Cackler, who is unaware that Gigglewatt is her daughter in disguise!)


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clowns are always funny, they make me laugh soo...