"At the risk of sounding cliché...
...are you coming down or am I coming up?!"
...if you want to taste the ground, feel free to attack me."
...it would be a sad error in judgement, <insert name>, to mistake me for a corpse."
Yeah, those are probably the only one-liners my friends and I use on a regular basis. 
"If I had Force powers, vacuum or not my cape/clothes/hair would always be blowing in the Dramatic Wind." - Tenzhi
Characters
This one comes from Nena, my level 20 sainted lycanthrope paladin. @_@ ((And before you accuse me of rolling her that way, I started her as a level 1 human fighter and earned every single one of those levels over a 4-year campaign. :3))
"You know, Mr. [Evil Wizard], it would be a lot nicer if you could admit you're being silly and we could go out for ice cream. That way, I wouldn't have to get my sword messy and you would get to live another day.
*unsheath*
But I guess the curse of being really, really smart is always wanting to do things the hard way."
Japancakes.
Art - Theme 005 - Seeking Solace
Ok, so I know you guys all have The Funny. But I want to see it up here!
What does anyone have for Best Bluster theyve ever heard, or come up with? You know, the line the big bad guy drops just before he unleashes the Most Powerful Attack Ever Imagined?
Or right after he has successfully destroyed his nemesis?
Just sheer arrogance, overconfidence, and egotism that you just cant help but love them, even if they are horrible!
Like when the Emperor in Jedi says, Now witness the Firepower of this FULLY ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
Still get chills from that one
Got any great battlecries, or just great things to say?
Ive been thinking of some for my mastermind:
Noblesse philosophizes for anyone who will listen. True greatness can only be tempered with abundant humility. Fortunately, I was born with an ample supply of both.'
Noblesse cannot keep the smugness out of her voice. 'It certainly appears as though we will need the power-washer tonight, my untidy minions!"
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to invite you to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! (apologies to Austin Powers.)
Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?' (apologies to Austin Powers again.)
I am the reaper, and my robots are my scythe. You are the chaff which I separate from the wheat that is curses, I can never remember that last part. Nevermind then, DIE!
Any others?
Arc #6015 - Coming Unglued
"A good n00b-sauce is based on a good n00b-roux." - The Masque