Heh, I just got out of lab, so I should be working, though my group and I are all nuts. Heck, the prime topic of the lab was a salami rocket with a twelve inch chamber and why it couldn't exceed X pounds of thrust. 
Even more interesting was someone's hand spontenaeously going numb... 
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*Visibly RESTRAINS herself from making a perverted comment*
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Japancakes.
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Well, salami is only so durable a substance. It doesn't take much to cut or chew it, so I imagine the stresses involved in thrust would make a really meaty mess above your X threshold. . . .
Which, I guess, means that you'll hurt your salami if you thrust too hard.
((Unlike Essex, I can't restrain myself))
In my travels I have heard of people teaching classes on the subject. So, for those of you who would like (or need) more knowledge of how to properly handle salami in just about any situation, you might want to ask around. You should have no problem finding a teacher. If your lucky, you might have two teachers and they will teach you about the salami sandwich.
Don't feed my mind anymore innuendos....I doubt I could restrain myself 
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Jase: What? It's just salami...I eat it everyday for lunch and sometimes dinner...Gah! You people are so immature.
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You guys are--
NO NO NO, controlling myself, la la la!
Japancakes.
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Charmer: What in Paragon do you plan on doing with that android? Maybe you should put that down.
*Devious thoughts rush through his head* Did I tell you how nice you look today?!
(( Right right right now? I'm sitting at work about to go into a meeting. In about 3 hrs though, I'll be enjoying a cold beverage, comfortable couch, hi-def tv. Of course all of that will be ignored due to the laptop in front of me. ;-)
You all sound like a lot of fun to team with, and I would love to do so sometime. If I haven't mentioned it already, I have only been playing for about a month, and my highest character is lvl 19. However, I am a big time forum lurker.
I will be online a lot the next few days. I don't have a server preference. However, I would like to go somewhere where I can RP often(obviously) as well as participate in some zone pvp on occasion. Just keep in mind, I will be starting from lvl 1 anywhere. Also, I'm about 90% sure my global is @smoothstyles or @ smooth_styles))