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on't drink and fly/teleport/run really fast/etc.
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*Crashes through the roof*
Positron: Hey! You! Get on the ground!
Sonic Blade: It's ok. Jumping wanst on the list.
Positron: *Checks list* Ok your free to go. Carry on.
More channels......
[location:Positrons apartment]
Positron:Frekkin hero......crashing into the window....I'm gonna watch some T.V.
*click*
Announcer : HEROS is filmed live on location
(in police car)
Roi G. Biv:Yeah, every day you wonder if its your last...
La Healer:But thats why we always have our powers and....
Radio:We have reports of a domestic disturbance
Roi: On it....
*WEEEOHHHHWEEEEOHHHWEEEEOHHH*
(at house)
*knock knock*
(hellion answers door)
Roi:Sir, some of your neighbors said you were playing music...
Hellion:I promise officer it is ju....
La:Hey...whats that white stuff under your nose?
Hellion:uh.....its milk....
La:mind if we check around inside?
Hellion:NOO! Uh i mean its very untidy and....
Roi:You smell pot?
(hellion runs)
(Both pin him to ground)
hellion:I was my friend, he brought superdain and...
La:Save it! Your under arrest
Positron:Saw it...
*click*
Announcer: we now return to worlds funniest sugirical failures!
*beep.....beep....beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Doctor:At least he is rid of his kids!
(laugh track)
(random noises)
*BONK*
Doctor:Ow my groin
(laugh track)
Positron:Boring!
*click*
Announcer:We now return to "The Villain life"
Recluse(in confession room):I don't feel like Im fitting in around here...
(ealier)
Recluse:Mako...you have spent all week in the pool..its getting dirty...GET OUT!!!
Makoon't you have a fly to eat....Spidey?
Recluse:STOP IT!!!!!!
Sicco:Quit it you 2 before I...
Mako:Whattha you gonna do? Please....
Recluse:Yeah! Your only a Prince of Persia wanna-be
Positron:This went outta style by "The Villain Life: Talos Surviver"
*click*
Positron:Im gonna stop watching T.V. and go out....and....do...something...
Naruto:Belive it!
Positron:....where did you come from.....?
Naruto:Well, one day my mom and my dad
Positron: Forget it.
[location:somewhere in Steel Canyon apartment building]
on't drink and fly/teleport/run really fast/etc.
(enter positron)
Positron:Man what a day. About 2 groups asked for a Task Force......weekly record. Wonder whats on the news.
(opens refrigerator,pulls can of beer out,and sits on the couch and turns T.V. on)
Announcer:Now for the 6:00 news
(shows Manticor and Sister Psychi wearing suits and ties)
Manticor:In news today "Is your costume poisioned ?" later tonight.
Sister Psychi: But first we have a report that the the Circle of Throns is moving in on Striga Isle, we go to synapse for the report, Synapse.....
[location: On top of a hill, with some moutains in the backround]
Synapse:Thanks Sister. It seems the CoT are trying to claim some territory here in Striga. No news of any casualties,but the battle is getting very heated here.....
(A CoT mage and a Council Minion standing on another hill)
Mage:Its my land! (slaps minion)
Minion:NO! Its mine! (Slaps mage back)
(slaping continues for a few hours)
Synapse:I think its over. I'll get updates on this. Back to you Sister.
[back at studio]
Sister:Thanks Synapse.
Manticor:Breaking news. It seems the Octopus is out....again....we go to our eye in the sky. Statesman....
[location:Harbor in IP]
Statesman: It seems the Octopus is trashing teams of rookie heros and I think that the.....
Rookie Hero:HEY LOOK!!!! ITS STATESMAN!!!
Other Rookie hero: PLEASE HELP US!!!!!
Statesman:Be there in a minute.......(to camera) Im to old for this.....back to you Manticor...
Manticor: Thanks. We have news that Trolls have been classified an endangered species so any heros caught beating them will be stripped of their hero liscense....more at 10:00
Sister:stay tuned for more news aft....
*click*
Positron:I hate the news.......
*SMACK!!!*
(hero hits apartment window)
Positron:???
(opens window)
Omegaguy: Sorry! I was flying too fast.....
Positron: how many drinks have you had?
Omegaguy:a few.....
Positron: Get on the ground sir.....
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