((Just for the sake of fun, heres your chance to post your own version of popular Christmas Songs. Lets see some imagination cooking here.
I'll repost one here for starters:
P.S. Keep it clean))
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a fine double bit axe."
"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two tactical lasers and a fine double bit axe."
"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three moving targets, two lasers, and the worlds finest axe."
"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four stunning smiles, three crispy thugs, two warm lasers, and one mighty good axe."
"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
five walking toasters, four stunning smiles, three groaning gangsters, two cooling beamers, and a marvel of steel art."
"On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six ferry tokens, five freaks for recycling, four killer looks, three gagged whiners, two eager lasers, and my lovely new axe."
"On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven blue pills, six ferry tokens, five angry tanks, four blinding grins, three unconcious skulls, two bored lasers, and did I mention the axe?"
"On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eight pounds of brisket, seven pretty cabs, six boat tickets, five growling heads, four starlike smiles, three mailed off prisoners, two red streamers, wow what an axe."
"On the nineth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
nine holy shotgun shells, eight pounds of beef, seven energy pills, six free rides, five crazed tanks, four heavenly smirks, three new cons, two cutting beams, and a shiny new axe."
"On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
ten rounds with Mary Macolmb, nine magic 12ga, eight pounds of juicy meat, seven blue capsules, six ferry tokes, five grumpy cyborgs, four striking gazes, three inmates, two burning red blasters, and a double bit blade."
"On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eleven cartons of egg nog, ten rounds with the Cabal, nine spooky shells, eight smoking pounds of bbq, seven catch a breaths, six boat trips, five moving piles of scrap, four smashing looks, three cons on bail, two milspec lasers, and that sweet axe."
"On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve arrest tags, elven quarts of nog, ten witch fights, nine holy buckshot, eight pounds of tender beef, seven blue mints, six rides to the islands, five freak tanks, four lovely smiles, three free crooks, two charging lasers, and my what a beautiful blade."
((Just for the sake of fun, heres your chance to post your own version of popular Christmas Songs. Lets see some imagination cooking here.
I'll repost one here for starters:
P.S. Keep it clean))
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
a fine double bit axe."
"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
two tactical lasers and a fine double bit axe."
"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
three moving targets, two lasers, and the worlds finest axe."
"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
four stunning smiles, three crispy thugs, two warm lasers, and one mighty good axe."
"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
five walking toasters, four stunning smiles, three groaning gangsters, two cooling beamers, and a marvel of steel art."
"On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
six ferry tokens, five freaks for recycling, four killer looks, three gagged whiners, two eager lasers, and my lovely new axe."
"On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
seven blue pills, six ferry tokens, five angry tanks, four blinding grins, three unconcious skulls, two bored lasers, and did I mention the axe?"
"On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eight pounds of brisket, seven pretty cabs, six boat tickets, five growling heads, four starlike smiles, three mailed off prisoners, two red streamers, wow what an axe."
"On the nineth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
nine holy shotgun shells, eight pounds of beef, seven energy pills, six free rides, five crazed tanks, four heavenly smirks, three new cons, two cutting beams, and a shiny new axe."
"On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
ten rounds with Mary Macolmb, nine magic 12ga, eight pounds of juicy meat, seven blue capsules, six ferry tokes, five grumpy cyborgs, four striking gazes, three inmates, two burning red blasters, and a double bit blade."
"On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
eleven cartons of egg nog, ten rounds with the Cabal, nine spooky shells, eight smoking pounds of bbq, seven catch a breaths, six boat trips, five moving piles of scrap, four smashing looks, three cons on bail, two milspec lasers, and that sweet axe."
"On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve arrest tags, elven quarts of nog, ten witch fights, nine holy buckshot, eight pounds of tender beef, seven blue mints, six rides to the islands, five freak tanks, four lovely smiles, three free crooks, two charging lasers, and my what a beautiful blade."