Verde Lobo walks up next to Dr. Venderion, stretching his arms. This dang anti pirana suit sure is itchy. His elbow accidentally hits the doctors red button on the jet pack.
Dr. Venderion rockets upward, colliding with a passing pigeon, killing the poor feathered creature.
Oops, Verde Lobo murmurs.
(is that the right idea, Dr?
Samedi watches as some geek in a rocket pack goes sailing upwards out of control.
"Shoulda read de instructions, cher'..."
She struck a match and lit a tarot card on fire. As she flipped the burning card away, it alighted on an oil slick in the street below... and incinerated a Hellion, who ironically had spent the last ten minutes trying to hit a similar grease spot with a road flare, and missing horribly.
"City of Heroes. April 27, 2004 - August 31, 2012. Obliterated not with a weapon of mass destruction, not by an all-powerful supervillain... but by a cold-hearted and cowardly corporate suck-up."
Sinfernal spotted the flaming Hellion, who ran around screaming and waving his arms comically for several minutes, before finally expiring near a building.
"That looks like fun!"
She ignited herself and ran for a pack of Family.
"Hi boys!"
Three Family gangsters took off running with their suits on fire. Sinfernal doubled over laughing as one tripped and landed on a homeless person, who instantly ignited due to the large amount of "Hungry, please help" cardboard signs laying around.
Now your getting the idea! Good kills, had me rolling on the floor with laughter.
Dr. Venderion respawns in a puff of black smoke. "Ah, the kill thread prior to this one had a purple puff of smoke..." Dr. Venderion recalled the times.
As he stood there looking for a good way to kill something, he took a whiff of the black smoke he respawned in and killed a few of his brain cells. Completely oblivious to his suffering brain cells he leaves the black puff of smoke before any serious damage was done to his brain. "Gotta find something to kill..." Dr. Venderion murmured to himself.
He then sets off to an alley so he could manufacture a few robots and set out on his creative rampage.
Great ideas keep them coming!
I'm going to take one more crack at this.
Rules:
One: You must kill something in every post.
Two: You may not use the same kill more than once.
Three: No "I had my anti pirana suit on" crap! If someone kills you then accept it and respawn.
Four: Be creative! I don't want to hear that you snapped your fingers and everyone dies.
Ok, if I missed anything I'll post it later.
Dr. Venderion leans against a wall and presses a red flashing button with his back. The floor drops beneath him and he nearly lands on a bed of spikes. "Hah, I love my jet pack." He stated as he landed.
On his way down he steps on a spider that was crawling across the floor.