This is some funny stuff!
Ditto on the Tsoo-hatin'. [censored] Tsoo.
Images are broken all throughout the Expedition section (nooooo-!!).
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The whole shoot'n match is getting fixed up right now...
EDIT: Ok, everything should be ship-shape now...
As soon as I can FTP into the server, there will be a new site update!
EDIT: Done!
I just uploaded a BIG ol' update!!
I'm reading and giggling. Delightful stuff!
And Miss Nox here haaates the Tsoo, too.
Thanks!
huh? wha? are sur....ok, fine... DN wants me to type this "word for word"...
"MISS Nox, huh? Well, howdy! And...Lovely ladies, eh? Well, my dumpster is a little small, but...hehehe...."
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH!
Sorry, you know DN.
Anywho, thanks for checking out the site!
He's like a heroic version of Deadpool.
Hmmm...maybe...
...'sept DN's a LOT dumber.
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Thanks!
huh? wha? are sur....ok, fine... DN wants me to type this "word for word"...
"MISS Nox, huh? Well, howdy! And...Lovely ladies, eh? Well, my dumpster is a little small, but...hehehe...."
OK, THAT'S ENOUGH!
Sorry, you know DN.
Anywho, thanks for checking out the site!
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Red Katya sez: "Katya treat yoo nice, little man. Come here...little man needs tanker luv, da..."
Oh, NOW you've started it...here's his response: "Peet sootra tsyeli den svoboden!"
I think that's it...he was frothing at the mouth at the time...
Could be worse! Biochemist is asking if he can be dissected and studied.
I think he'd like that. Honestly, I think he spent too much time with the Vazhilok. That, or he is just that dumb.
Bio: "Woo! A new toy! Don't worry, this'll hurt me more than it hurts you-- eh, hell with it. It'll hurt you a LOT more than it hurts me, but just keep telling yourself, it's in the name of science. ...What? Oh, I'm a hero. I'm doing this for the good of all. And to impress that hot Biology professor at Paragon U. Now be a good boy, 'cause here comes the science."
DN doesn't have much of a bio...it's more of a list of favorite scotches.
...and it's in crayon.
I do remember something about some file in city hall, "...in a battle of wits between DN and a bag of hammers, put your money on the bag of hammers."
Biochemist says she'll give him this "extra-special" bottle of scotch if he'll just turn around and close his eyes.
I'm not sure if he'd touch anything unless it said "Highland Stuff". He's been drinking that recently. By the quart.
One bit of proof...
...and unudder.
*Biochemist writes "Highland Stuff" on the bottle.* "It says it. Look closely. Really closely." *Edges around behind him.*
Ugh...I think you're too late. On the way over he hit his head on a telephone pole and passed out - and then got teleported to the hospital.
*Ivy sighs sadly.* "No one cares about science anymore." *Kicks a rock, goes off to find some Outcasts to experiment on.*
If you need any help in nabbing outcasts...ore better yet, grabbing some Tsoo to monkey with, I'm sure DN wouldn't mind.
Ivy: "Sure! I just-- oh, wait...I forgot I have to...um...clean the...bunsen...burners...yeah, bunsen burners...bye!" *run*
Gale has a website too. She even gave DN a link. So, um, if you want to return the favour, it would be might neighborly.
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Gale has a website too. She even gave DN a link. So, um, if you want to return the favour, it would be might neighborly.
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Yeah, I just set my C pages up on that Crey Industries address. 
But I'd like to create their own actual, dedicated website at some point.
Hey...DN isn't a loser, he's lovable! 
I'll get the link in ASAP...
EDIT: Done!!!
Guess who's back, baby?
The "Nick Nolte" of supers, that's who!
That's right, good ol' DN's back and he's as hung over as ever! There were problems with the ISP and I had to revert to and OLD version of the site - and there are link problems throughout. Bear with the rebuild...hehe!
Let me know if the old dipstick is still funny!