I was walking down the streets of Paragon City one day when I came across a bunch of rough looking boys harassing a senior citizen.
Trollkin Gunner: "Gosh darn it, it's South Freedom. I guess we had better stop harassing this senior citizen and straighten up our lives."
Trollkin: Gunner: "Well, shoot. I better go apply for that job at Major Flanders now. I guess our fun is over."
Me (South Freedom): "Not true boys. There are plenty of fun things to do that are productive and legal as well. There's a sock hop at the gym tomorrow night. You boys would be very welcome to come."
Jutal: "Will you be there, South Freedom?"
Me (South Freedom): "Of course."
Jutal: "Jeepers, that'll be swell then. We'll all be there on time and looking sharp."
I went a little further and ran into my old pediatrician, Dr. Vahzilok.
Me (South Freedom): "Hi there Dr. V! How are you doing?"
Dr. Vahzilok: "I'm a little down, South Freedom. I've been trying hard to stop people from dying and I can't seem to get it right."
Me (South Freedom): "Interfering with life and death is not a good idea Dr. V. Death is a natural process and when scientists interfere with natural processes it inevitably turns them into arch-villains who have secret lairs in sewers. Besides, death isn't so bad. I'm undead, but being undead doesn't mean unfun!"
Dr. Vahzilok: "South Freedom, you are so cute and perky that I just can't argue with you. Of course, you are right again. I will give up my hideout and go back to handing out lollipops to toddlers. Thank you, South Freedom."
I will post more of my adventures later, if people want that.
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*almost busts a gut laughing*
Too good. At least you are making it blatantly obovious that you are a god like Self Insert and are just trying to have fun with it.
As long as we are doing Mary Sues:
My Day
I was walking down the streets of Paragon City one day when I came across a bunch of rough looking boys harassing a senior citizen.
Trollkin Gunner: "Gosh darn it, it's South Freedom. I guess we had better stop harassing this senior citizen and straighten up our lives."
Trollkin: Gunner: "Well, shoot. I better go apply for that job at Major Flanders now. I guess our fun is over."
Me (South Freedom): "Not true boys. There are plenty of fun things to do that are productive and legal as well. There's a sock hop at the gym tomorrow night. You boys would be very welcome to come."
Jutal: "Will you be there, South Freedom?"
Me (South Freedom): "Of course."
Jutal: "Jeepers, that'll be swell then. We'll all be there on time and looking sharp."
I went a little further and ran into my old pediatrician, Dr. Vahzilok.
Me (South Freedom): "Hi there Dr. V! How are you doing?"
Dr. Vahzilok: "I'm a little down, South Freedom. I've been trying hard to stop people from dying and I can't seem to get it right."
Me (South Freedom): "Interfering with life and death is not a good idea Dr. V. Death is a natural process and when scientists interfere with natural processes it inevitably turns them into arch-villains who have secret lairs in sewers. Besides, death isn't so bad. I'm undead, but being undead doesn't mean unfun!"
Dr. Vahzilok: "South Freedom, you are so cute and perky that I just can't argue with you. Of course, you are right again. I will give up my hideout and go back to handing out lollipops to toddlers. Thank you, South Freedom."
I will post more of my adventures later, if people want that.