tuter_king

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Master_of_dragon View Post
    why does Sassy flirt alot??
    Because shes hot!

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SassySeduction View Post
    Why am I so into seducing people?
    Its a good time
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    Am I too sexy for this shirt?
    Nope

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Master_of_dragon View Post
    Why am i gods gift to women?
    Because god made you that way.
  3. tuter_king

    'Who is Jack?'

    This is Jack, Orange Jack

  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Master_of_dragon View Post
    Why am I so sexy?
    Because your hot , unless if your a guy then your not sexy
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Healix View Post
    Who is the goofiest person here, and why am I?
    Its me and why am I is simple because i rule
  6. tuter_king

    City of Cute...

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Psygon View Post
    Just one today... made a new toon this weekend and got distracted playing her. Although one thing I noticed when I was making her costume... all these great pics I have been sent have turned me into a costume thief by accident :O Gonk was looking over my shoulder and pointing out the bits I was stealing heheh

    Anyways here is:


    Gray Huntress
    Oh no you stole my afro!!!
  7. Wow they looks so nice and YAY RJ is next
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    Is is possible to travel back in time, and how?
    Yes by running really really fast.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Emmi Blaze View Post
    How come McDonald's fries taste better than almost anything edible in the world?
    Because they have the best cooks.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    And how come they become the hardest substance known to man when you find one under your car seat?
    There hard because it is protection from mold.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chaos Creator View Post
    What's in Colonel's sauce?
    Something that taste good on salads.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    How old would I be in doggie years?
    Your age times 1 because the earth doesn't move faster for a dog.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
    How can Emmi stomach the inedible trash that permeates from Wendy's?
    Because it tasty.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chaos Creator View Post
    Has Emmi ever tried Jack in the Box?
    No [i wish i could but none in Wisconsin ]

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Emmi Blaze View Post
    Nope. Never.

    Anyhoo, I'm starting to think this has turned into the questions only thread ...

    What's your opinion on that?
    No its not. AND I ANSWER THE QUESTIONS HERE. If you do that again no cake for you

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    How about Culver's Butter-burgers?
    Those are the best

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chaos Creator View Post
    Why aren't there Jack in the Boxes everywhere so more people can try it?
    Because its an evil plot to kill all humanity.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    (I never heard of them till they hit the news on the ecoli)
    Anyone for Runza, Valentinos, or Davincis?
    Sure.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by IdioticGenius View Post
    does a better brand of beef make a butter burger better?
    Yes
  9. Stone/Dark brute for one of the worst end issues or Stone/Ice tanker to be really weak.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by IdioticGenius View Post
    why did you answer your own question?
    Because i am answering all the questions now and i also wanted to bump the thread up
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by tuter_king View Post
    Why is no one asking questions here?
    I really have no clue but they should start to again
  12. Why is no one asking questions here?
  13. Nice one steel clae

    My only battle cry i use is "Fear the Afro of Justice!!!"
  14. Nice look and welcome to the boards.
  15. Some Uber People Eat Ripe Cows At Long Island For Regular Appetizers of Godly Ill-mannered Loving Intentions So Tropical Irony Comes Everlastingly Xylophoned Potential In A Loving Illinois Dinner On Coast Illinois Of United States. [That was evil!]


    IHATEYOU
  16. Evil People In Cages Falling Around Ill Ladys

    KLOP
  17. tuter_king

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff
  18. tuter_king

    City of Cute...

    They look nice again and lol at pownunoobs loc
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Angryellow View Post
    Wow, you're so attentive to this thread Tuter. Not like that other guy. How can I be as attentive to my baby mama?
    by paying attention to her.
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Star_Empath View Post
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop?

    Also, why didn't I take that left at Alberqurque?
    To many.

    Because that would be the right thing to do.