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It's not like the only two options for female clothing are burqua and bikini. I think there's plenty of high heels and lingerie already, and I'd like to see more armored outfits and boots with cleats. Or, y'know, more lingerie for male models. Either of those is good, really.
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I'm a DIRL and all the female characters I've built in this game so far have all been very firmly of the armor and cleats school. Why? Because they're "Bob" darned superheros! They get shot at with guns, flamethrowers, nuclear weapons and worse! It's just pragmatic. "Bikini girls with machine guns" might be a fun song but is definitely not something to guide the sartorial decisions of gals who want to be in the super business!
And no, I ain't building any superguys in lingerie either. Sorry gals. -
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The last country to give up Imperial measurements will be the US. We're so addicted to Miles, Feet, Yards, and the like that we're still fighting tooth and claw NOT to use metric.
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Well that may be true for the US as a whole but not for me. I perversely use SI units in all my communication and avoid any mention of Imperial Units in casual conversation. I just love to have my fellow Usans scratching their heads!! -
Name: Unknown, the corpse's name was Amanda Wilkerson
Aliases: Quark Zombie, which is a codename assigned to her on the US Military Threat List. The entity that inhabits Wilkerson's corpse, seems unwilling to volunteer any names of its own.
Age: The corpose appears about 30, but really, this is kind of hard to discern as she is now a horrifically scarred, mummified, radioactive corpose animated by hyperspatial forces outside current scientific understanding.
Message board threads: Chateau Rouge
Origin, archetype and powers: A radioactive corruptor, a freak of science with death ray eyes and the ability to manipulate negative space-time curvatures, inertia, potential and kinetic energy at will.
Server: Virtue
Threads: Chateau Rogue, (abortively, The Crossing.)
Screenshots:- Cold and astronomically remote, the Quark Zombie stares at us in terahertz light.
- Moving among creatures it doesn't want to kill with ionizing radiation, the Quark Zombie dons a full hazmat suit, with boots, gloves and mask.
- Able to summon large amounts of negative mass and energy, the Quark Zombie levitates, glowing with Cherenkov light.
- Its death ray eyes as its preferred weapon, the Quark Zombie kills with injurious vision.
Amanda Wilkerson was an experiemental physicist, part of a team of specialists working with the new ULTIMA apparatus outside Fargo, North Dakota. ULTIMA, which stands for Unified, Large Tensor Instantiation Array, was a giant high energy physics tool built to test predictions in the Extended Standard Model.
There was a freak occurance during the first ignition of the array and a fire broke out in the main scintillation counter assembly, just after the primary laser cooling stage. Wilkerson, the chief scientist on the team, went to investigate the damage directly. She wanted to understand what was destroying that last four years of her work, of her life.
What she found in the fire is still a mystery but, the evidence found in the aftermath was truly bizarre. It caused Wilkerson's colleague Professor Othiambe, upon seeing it, to mumble and shake his head in fear and then fall silent. When questioned, he'd only say, "No, it is fruitless and irresponsible to speculate what happened here. Mathematical methods aren't mature enough. I will not give the press lurid spook stories." He later completely changed the focus of his research, abandoning 10 years of prior work. The other members of the team reacted similarly. And in the two years since then an unspoken decision was made by the global community of physicists not to pursue research similar to the ULTIMA project.
Here is what they found in the wreckage of the fire. The assembly housing, where the fire took place, was inexplicably and intensely radioactive. The source of this radioactivity was unknown and wasn't due to any expected effects of ULTIMA operation. Cables, struts and braces, holding and cooling the instruments surrounding the reaction vessel, were sheered away in a near perfect sphere, some four meters accross, almost as if something had taken spherical bite out out of the machinary. The material that would have existed in the volume of the sphere was nowhere to be found. There was no ash, slag, rubble or debris of any kind. The material had completely disappeared.
And, at last, Amanda was found in radiation of that strange scene, dying rapidly. Her colleagues, in hazmat suits, pulled her from the wreckage as fire fighters put out the blaze and contained any toxic residue. After such intense radiation exposure, she was given a day at most to live. She should have died.
But she did not. In a special intensive care room at a nearby hospital, her body struggled its last. Then suddenly the radiation in the room intensified enormously, killing a doctor watching over her. She was the source of this radiation, that grew and grew until her bones glowed with an intense nuclear heat that should have incinerated her instantly. She rose from her burning bed with her eyes glowing with the speckles of coherent light interference. Her eyes were something not to be stared at for fear of your own blindless.
She strode across the room, body glowing with light, to the door and, with five minutes steady effort, her eyes burned right through the lock, the door handle and the door itself.
She had inhuman power. She walked slowly through the hospital leaving death in her wake. A security guard tried to shoot her and scored a hit before he collapsed dying in his own vomit. The bullet did nothing. She was not a creature of flesh and blood now. She strolled out into the night, into parking lot outside and was not seen again. The radiation trail she made ended abruptly there. It was suspected that then she performed her first space warp and teleported herself far away. In the months that followed she made further sudden apparences, gathering supplies, stealing equipment, perhaps getting her bearings for whatever plans lurked in that truly alien mind.
Her appearances become more frequent but at that point, a year since the fire, she'd fashioned a suit that contained her intense radiactivity and the death of bystanders diminished. The deaths did not stop because she had power and she had an unknown agenda. She seemed completely unconcerned with human life. We were ants for her to burn, poison and crush.
And her power appeared to be growing. Most frighteningly of all, she began to communicate with us. It was not the communication of a human mind. -
Name: Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov
Aliases: V. I. Lenin, N. Lenin, R. Lenin or, as he is well known in Paragon City as, Robot Lenin.
Age: This is complicated but appears to be in his mid-forties.
Message board threads: No threads yet.
Origin, archetype and powers: A technology blaster with a sophisticated assault rifle, defensive devices and piston boots which give him running speeds of up to 80 kph
Server: Virtue
Screenshots:- Raising the political consciousness of the robot masses
- Dismissing the reactionary propaganda of crypto-fascists
- Discussing fine points of US Federal Law
- Guest lecturing at Paragon University
- The Vanguard of Change
- Mao says, "Revolution sometimes comes from the mouth of a gun."
Robot Lenin's origin is rather complicated.(0)
Robot Lenin is not from the universe or Earth of Paragon City(1) but from a universe(2) with a similar historical background but radically different physics. For example, in Robot Lenin's universe, magic and psychic forces simply don't exist and, he has had some trouble getting used to their existence in Paragon City. Nor is Robot Lenin from our real universe(4) either. The history of his Earth departs from ours in 1924, the year of Lenin's death. His arrival on the Earth of Paragon City is quite by accident. Portal Corporation(5) scientists tuned into his universe in their attempts to seal off alternative routes from the Rikti Universe. Just before the moment of his discovery and transference to the Portal Corporation labs in Paragon, Robot Lenin was aboard a Russian space colony writing a lengthy treatise on the subject of rights for artificial organisms.
How is it possible for a man, who died in 1924 from his third and final stroke, to be found on a space station orbiting Venus in 2085?
Let us start with this obscure historical fact from early Soviet history:
After his death in 1924, Soviet cosmists, Leonid Krasin and Alexander Bogdanov proposed to cryopreserve Lenin's body and brain to resurrect him at some future date. In our universe, on our Earth, in the real world, nothing came of this.
But imagine, on the Earth of Universe Xi Xi 23-72, an allohistory where this project, buried in deepest secrecy and bureaucratic obscurity, was actually put through! Imagine if this project survived Stalin, World War II, the Cold War, the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Fall of the Berlin Wall. Imagine if the vacuum bottle containing Lenin's cryonically suspended brain passed out of the hands of a corrupt former KGB officer to a minor party of eccentric Russian techno-anarchists? Imagine if they kept this brain cold until the rise of nanotechnology and the precipice of a Vingian Singularity. Now, imagine an android Lenin reborn in a Russian space colony, armed with Gordeyev 74 piston boots, a Kalashnikov 217 rifle and a few new subversive tracts he's written, fighting to free all sapient artificial life from the hands of its organic oppressors!
This is a quotation from Robot Lenin's journal soon after his arrival in Paragon:
Quote:Robot Lenin looks just as Vladimir Lenin looked in 1917. His android body allows him to appear as a younger man but he forgoes this because he knows the 1917 suit and cap are iconic and easily recognized. He also doesn't bother to adopt body armor or an outfit suited for greater wear and tear because the smart fabric of his three piece suit is self-repairing and his body is far more durable than his human one ever was. Often the only changes he makes in his appearance is when he carries his AK-217 or when he pulls on his Gordeyev 74 boots for running at high speeds. When indoors, in formal settings, he'll remove his cap, revealing that he is still bald."My doctors, being good Russian cosmonauts, are quite prideful in telling me that I'm the first. I'm the first cryonically suspended patient, a full 43 years before Dr. James Buford was suspended in 1967. I'm not the first be revived of course. It was 1924 and the understanding of cryoprotectants was still quite primitive. Krasin and Bogdanov considered a variety of sugars, settling on a mixture of glucose and glycerin. As such the freezing damage to my brain was too extensive for me to join that first wave of revivals. Several reconstructive models had to be tested in software before the cell repair machines were sent into my skull to reverse what damage they could.
"Even still, I'm not really sure I deserve the name Ulyanov. After I awoke there were noticeable gaps in my memory of those days. In my former life as a student and later as a lawyer and politician, I practiced extensively to improve my memory so, it was very disturbing to me to find these gaps. My doctors tell me that is sadly unavoidable, a consequence of the primitive freezing process my corpse underwent.
"Since then, as a way of filling in the gaps, I've looked at photographs of my family, home, relatives and comrades in the struggle. I've been re-reading my works, notes and diaries that Soviet historians thought to preserve. This was somewhat successful but some things will remain forever lost to me. I think that many would agree that memory and the reaction to experience are what make a major portion of personality. A child may be born with certain tendencies and favors but change a man's memory and you change who he is fundamentally. I think the real Lenin died in 1924. I am only a reasonably good copy.
"However this leaves me with the situation of who I am and how I define myself in this new life.
"I've read the history of the Union of the Soviets, from my death until it dissolved in 1991. Oh! If I could have been there in 1945 at our victory over the fascists! If I could have been there in 1957 when we stunned the world with our artificial moon! We were powerful and justly viewed as an alternative to capitalism.
"But if I was there when Stalin had Trotsky assassinated, if I was there at the founding of the NKVD--that was my fault. I decreed the creation of the Cheka. It was civil war but, I signed the orders for the campaign of terror against White Faction sympathizers. In the face of all the repression and death that followed, can I be allowed to change my mind? How do I say that I'm sorry?
"I'm not entirely sorry. People forget what the dawn of the Twentieth Century was like. In most industrial countries unions were still illegal, women did not have franchise, ethnic minorities were barely considered human, let alone citizens, most of the world was held in the grip of exploitative, violent empires. Were we entirely wrong? Was I entirely wrong? Was there some justification for what we did in those days of October? We really believed we were trying to make a better world. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
"But now, here I am in a world where all of that seems like ancient history and, I'm not entirely sure I am that Vladimir. Further, I'm now in a world where nearly anything is possible so, to paraphrase my former incarnation: What is to be done?"
Robot Lenin does not need sleep or food being entirely micromechanical and powered by advanced, solid-state capacitors. His brain is noticeably smaller and more efficient than a human brain and in located inn a armored container composed of solid diamond in his torso. However due to heat dissipation, size and space for backups, his mind still operates at human speeds. Robot Lenin's Earth of origin is more technically advanced than most of Paragon Earth's science. On the other hand, R. Lenin has almost no engineering or technical knowledge and thus can't repair his more advanced organs should they be damaged.
The strange magic-infused physics of Paragon Earth also plays havoc with some of his micro- and nanomechanical systems. Some of these he has had to replace with less efficient Paragon analogs. Luckily, he is no more or no less susceptible to magic than any other creature of this universe. But his lack of knowledge sometimes drives him to make unsafe assumptions and decisions. For example, he still occasionally forgets that psychically endowed minds can scry on him from remote locations without instrumentality.
His personality is outgoing, charismatic and witty but friends and associates sometime complain that his wit can often be cruel. He is a fiendishly clever disputant and can quickly tear down any opposing position that is not built on rock solid logic. He's not one to suffer fools and, with many years of experience as a politician, he's used to having his will obeyed. However, the profound transformation he underwent after his death, the cultural shock of modern technology and his learning of Russian history after 1924 has humbled him. He hasn't admitted it to anyone but he now feels directly responsible for the deaths and human rights abuses of the Soviet Union. To his dismay, these second thoughts have made him less decisive than he used to be. But, he really hasn't moved very far at all to the right. He's still quite skeptical of capitalism believing that automation can free all workers from the dull drudgery of boring, vocational labor. He now vehemently advocates that all sapient creatures, emergent or synthetic, should be given full and equal rights. If necessary, by violent revolution or armed force.
Additionally, as the artificial duplicate of a Vladimir Lenin from another universe, he has taken great pains to distance himself as having anything to do with the real Lenin of Paragon's Earth, who died and was embalmed in 1924. So far, he has not ventured back to Russia and has loudly and publicly refused all invitations to do so. This he feels is necessary for fear of introducing political upheaval in that country. In the universe of his origin he had exiled himself to space to avoid similar problems with his Russia. His secret motive for doing this was also to plot revolution for the oppressed robots of his world's present of 2085.
Actually there is a great deal about his Earth that he has yet to explain.
Footnotes:
(0) But maybe not by comic book standards!
(1) Universe Alpha Alpha 0-0 as designated by the Portal Corporation's Catalog of Cosmonymics.
(2) Designated Xi Xi 23-72 by the Portal Catalog.
(4) Luckily for us--in my opinion--Portal Corporation has not yet discovered our universe, let alone our Earth, so it has no cosmonym.
(5) "Aperture Science! We do what we must because we can!"
(6) By the way, cosmonymics is a word I coined (Only one near-miss in the search engines.) to refer to naming schemes for universes in a multiversal system. This becomes deeply problematic when realizes that there might be infinite numbers of universes and infinite, exact duplication of universes and histories. Without modern set theory it's enough to make a mathematician weep.