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Oh sod it, I'm just gonna get a rock and brain her. She's a regen anyway.

I suspect she would only marry the hair.

Having bought the pack, I'm remiss as to how I can now lure Golden Girl out of the RWZ or missions in high level areas to ambush her....

I try to just graze that fine line between idiotic banter and actual sexual harassment.

*looks for a young woman to feel*

Yaaaaay! Happy birthday to me!
I'm old.

Well I just set it and the cake doesn't come up. It would seem no-one wants me to be happy.

If I were making up a cheap lie to try and get some sort of utterly tiny, barest glimmer of evidence of actual emotional capability from you, I'd have done it ages ago.

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I see no cake by your name...

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You think I bothered to enter my birthday into the system?

It's 23 minutes into my birthday, and nothing. There is nothing more tragic than a sad barbarian.
*sighs and half heartedly throws a torch on a thatched wooden building*

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You two should get a room.

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Even in such a scenario where that happens, I think at this point the most suggestive act would be her allowing me to play monopoly with me. It's suggestive because I get to be the doggy and make a few blue jokes about doing it doggy style.

No it isn't. I'll get those even from people who don't like me.

No, poor birthday recognition is what's not acceptable.

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So you regard birthday wishes made under duress as valid?

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Yes. But if all I get is a birthday wish after making very clear threats of death, I will not be happy.

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Still not good

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Yeah well you'd better come up with something for my birthday in one hour and fifteen minutes. None of that "I'm in the US" bull, we conquered time and decided what it was for everyone, so you'll damn well operate on GMT.

If not, I'll have one more execution to perform. It will be sad, because there wouldn't be any potential queens left (barring the male kind, of which this forum is stuffed, but they are not applicable).

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Lords and ladies are still a little undemocratic

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Think of it as a lottery everyone is playing. Some people are just lucky winners.

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Well, the Elven rings were ok, and wedding rings are fine too - but Ruling Rings are always bad

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You're right as always! Lords and ladies should have scepters that are essentially very ornate maces.

Or even the noble pursuit of love. <3

An admirable idea but not the greatest kind of quest.

Regardless, I am on a quest! Of the greatest kind!

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"At" rather than "upon", I think

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Either way we are destined to be together! <3

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You seem well suited to each other.

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The Gods have truly smiled upon us.

It's the only way I can express myself. I can't contain it anymore, I love you GG. The sexism, the relentlessness, the utter driving need to crush all opposition, it's so....so....so sexily barbaric! Be my blonde haired, blue eyed barbarian Queen! <3

*smacks Stryker with the GG torch*
Just like its source, this torch is entirely resistant to harm and utterly relentless.
*continually beats Stryker with it*
So take your flashlight and sod off! This thing should be made into a power set.....
*smack*

*snatches Golden Girls torch*

It's like.....the only one no-one will bother fighting me for.