dmboogie

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  1. ((MASH isn't an actonym:P)
    What are two freaks of nature?
    Adventure Quest
  2. What are two freaks of nature combined?
    M*A*S*H
  3. What are two failed video game counsles?
    GAVELNESS!!!!
  4. What color are shirts that get paid an hour a minute?
    Splarg
  5. What is the number 10 in latin?
    Pie in sky is a lie
  6. This is a recently old file, the prisinor in question escaped with Arachnos, but we found it intreresting nevertheless.
    Huh? My name? I'm Alderno. Why do ya care? Ya locked away all of my boys anyway. Who? Why do you want to know? Sheesh, this is irritating. I have three mercs for hire. Wild Dog, my right hand man. Best machine gunner ya ever met. Then, theres Wild Fang. Not as rough and tumble as Wild Dog, but he is a great pistoiler. Saved my hide a few times. And then there's Wild Fox. She's the best dang medic I know. Saved Wild Fang a few times when he got jumped by those longbow idiots. She got captured, and she was sent to a PPD prison. The next time Wild Fang got jumped, she wenrn't there ta save him, and now he's in prison somewhere in longbowland. Wild Dog? He and I were captured together. We took out half the dudes that came after us, but we were subdued and sent ta this stupid prison. He's in a seperate cell, and if I break out he's comin' with me. Now get that pen n' pad outta my face and scram!
  7. dmboogie

    No Mercy Island

    ((I forgot to add the open rp part to this. Any villian, or hero undercover, may join the thread.)
  8. dmboogie

    No Mercy Island

    Banditon was in his favorite place, sulking in the shadows. He was waiting to ambush an arachnos convey heading his way. Several hours passed. Banditon waited patiently, only slightly moving to adjust his position and take off his green barrete. Finially, it appeared. A shipment of goods to Arachnos, transported by several wolf-spiders. Banditon quietly slippied to the rear, calmly following the man in rear. He drew closer to the operative, then slit his neck with his blood-red ninja blade. The man made no sound as he fell, being caught by Banditon and lowered to the ground as to not make a noise. After killing the first operative, he slipped into the front. Only three had been guarding it. Now there were only two. Banditon deliberetly made a bit of noise, drawing one of the remaining two over to the back. Banditon dispatched him in the same matter as the first, excpet now he did not care about the noise. The last operative rushed to the back, seeing the body of his crony. Banditon dodged out of his way, then kicked him in the back. The man fell to the ground, then was stabbed in the back by Banditon. Wonderful. His client would be happy to recieve those goods. Even if the men had the ablity to fight back, Banditon's body armor could withstand most blows. His sunglasses glinting in the rising sun, Banditon retreived his hat, and started to take the shipment to the drop off point.
    (Note: All charries must start on Mercy Island. However, this rp is not restricted to that place alone.