captain_taxibot

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Lighthouse worked for Sony, whom removed his soul and sent him over to us, which is why he is the way he is.

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No, hours upon hours of playing EverQuest and PlanetSide did that (not to mention all those other games that I shouldn't mention, cause well these are the CoH forums). But then, I don't design the game, so you are safe!

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You played PlanetSide?!
And here I thought I was the only one who played that. Now I feel the urge to hop in my BFR and aid the Vanu on Markov to crush everyone.

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Go VR! Oh man, those were the days, weren't they? I used to love the lasher, you could hit people around corners! Good times , it was a fun little game.

Marshall got there just in time to help a large man in a suit with spines coming out of his body finish off a thug who was trying to steal a purse. the man said "Thanks for that. The hapless citizens here call me The Omniscient Omnivore, but my friends call me Griff. thats a mighty loud voice you got there."

Captain incompetent walked into Tony's and up to the bar. He orded a beer and a cheeseburger. "and gimme a bottle of whiskey. or vodka. whatever you got, I've had a bad day."

"Stones? what the heck?" Captain incomppetent thought to himself. "Well, whater, its gotta be better then staying here doing nothing." he said to no one in particuar as he walked out of the cave.

"Jeez, i was only joking. Whats the plan now? What do we do?" said Captain incompetent

((I've been stuck in hawaii for the past week w/o acess to CoH, and being bored to my skull, so I thought that I would start a new RP thread. This is the first one I've started, so please bear w/ me if its bad))

((also, in this thread, Captain incompetent is an ice/NRG blaster.))

Captain incompetent had just finished up aresting a group of tsoo when a sudden thought hit him: I need a vacation! Just a couple weeks at a resort to relax and take a break. It'l be great! no gettin beat up for 2 whole weeks.

So the next day he booked a plane ticket to the carribean and a reservation at the Paragon bay hotel and casino on St. Thomas. The Paragon bay was specifically designed for off-duty heroes from paragon city.

3 weeks later, he was on the plane, sipping champange and eagerly awaiting his vacation. When he got off the plane in St. thomas, he hailed a cab and told him to take him to Paragon bay.

When he arrived at the hotel, he checked into his room and decided to go tp the pool.

((ok, its started. everyone else he meets is a hero on vacation, and eventually, some catastrophic event will happen on the island, causing his vacation to be ruined and hopefully a good topic for RP.))

"how quaint" said captain incompetent with just a hint of sarcasm as he sat down in a stool. "you might want to hire a cleaning lady or somthing. and it smells like a week old ham sandwich down here. no offense."

"that was pretty good" said captain incompetent, "where're we goin?" as they walked into the desert. "'Oh, the dessert.... Holy crap, its HOT out here! I don't really like heat." he yelled.

"what? oh, you want me to kill them?" said Captain incompetent, "Well, I could take them out, or we could hurry up and get out of here before they arrive." he said hopefully. when he saw the look on darkstorm's face, he nearly [censored] himself. "well, I guess I'll have to take them." he said to himself. Captain incompetent rushed forward, his sword raised above his head screaming a battle cry, and started wailing on the first protector while the rest attacked him. He finshed the first one off and moved the next one. He then willed his healing into overdrive, hoping he could keep that up long enough to kill the entire group. He kept killing them untill there was only a pile of bodies at his feet. "Holy [censored]!!!" he exclaimed, "I actually killed them"

((Robert Thompson, Captain incompetent. Robert had always wanted superpowers as a child, mostly because he grew up in a neighborhood rife with super-powered people. He led a good life, getting a well paying job at a law firm, until he was nearly killed in a car accident. When he was in the hospital, he was exposed to biohazardus waste and developed extreme regeneration properties. He later learned how to master the use of swords. the only problem was that he sucked. He couldn't kill, regenerate worth a damn, and was generally all around Incompetent, hence the name. there are times, however, when he can tap into his subconcious and turn into a kiling machine, and lately he has been trying to make that happen more often... cause if he dosn't, he is just a crappy piece of [censored].))

"that wass quite an impressive show there." said Captain incompetent, "where you guys goin, and can I tag along? it's gettin pretty boring here, and you seem like you could raise some hell."

"take him down!" yelled darkgun as he fired a few rounds into the giant stone monster.

"well, apparently flames are useless. big [censored] suprise." said darkgun. He fired the gun at the giant stone rapidly, hoping to hit it in a critical locaton and get this whole thing over with. No such luck.

"Oh [censored]" yelled darkgun as he saw the giant stone. He volleyed a few flames at the giant monster, c canserving his gun ammo for later.

"I have a bad feeling about this, its way too easy" said darkgun as he took out another golem with a quick fireball. "This better not come back and [censored] bite me in the face."

"s'ok, no hard feelings" said darkgun. He saw one of the statues and fired at it and said "The benefactor screwed me over last time with my fire being useless, it had better work now."

darkgun looked at the guns and said "this is what in talkin 'bout. now, lets kick some stone [censored]." as he fired the gun at the obliesk

this is a good idea, I am interested and would like to see it made into a story

As the duo hacked their way through the heavy foliage, Cap. Slammer grumbled "this would be a lot easier with a machete than a giant sword."
darkgun said " Oh, shut up, it aint that hard." as he easily cut through the jungle plants with a fire sword. After a few hours of hard work, they came to the edge of the jungle, and in the far distance they could see vast rolling grassy plains, and a dot that could possibly be a person.
" Look, I saw somone! lets go that way!" yelled Cap. Slammer.
"Allright, lead on" said darkgun

What the [censored]! you ever heard of a game called CoH? You get points based on how much damage you do to the target. really great system. this is [censored] [censored]." said darkgun, "But you know what? I really dont give a [censored]. lets just do the next task."

"I [censored] want more points! it was my fault that experiment knew how to kill him. this [censored] sucks. [censored]!" said darjgun angrily to the benifactor.

"where are we?" asked darkgun. "I dunno" answered captain slammer, "but apparently we're knights. at least i got a broadsword to go with the title." they looked at thier surroundings and darkgun said "this place [censored] sucks. I hate [censored] jungles. well, lets try to find some kind of civilization." they went farther into the jungle

darkgun and Captain slammer were just finishing up arresting a group of street thugs when darkgun noticed a strange portral. he walked up to it and he felt a pull coming from it. he lost his balance and was sucked in. Captain slammer muttered to himself "he always gets us into the predicaments" as he jumped into the portal. they found themselves in a very different environment than the one which they had just been in.

Welcome, my knights.

Darkgun fired at the beasts tentacles, singing them. It tried to hit him with a few of them, but he dogged out of the way. "FIRE NOW!!" yelled drakgun as he kept hitting the tentacles with flames.

"shoulda killed me, [censored]" darkgun thought to himself as he fired wildly at the bunny while he was paying attention to Experiment. He happened to hit one of the bunnies ears in the fullisade.

"hey, if the kraken lets you get some power back, lets finish it off so we can harvest it. then we can kill the Hydra at full strength." suggested darkgun.