Warbaby

Point - To point is what a builder does after he has lain a row of bricks - he neatens up the cement between them.

Because humankind has made such an almighty hash of running the world it is now "The Day of the Cockroach"

(Why?)

Because we are kind of selfish I guess, now eat your gruel and be quiet.

(Why?)

How thougtful!

I use this on your wobbley false teeth, which are so ill fitting you need 2 tubes a day. You experience an allergic reaction to the zinc that Polident contains and are pronounced brain dead within a month.

To the person below me I give you the gift of kindness.

Because the "Day of the Roach" cometh nigh.

(Why?)

Because you're a precocious, naughty child who pesters adults with inane questions.

(Why?)

Better yet, can't you go out in the street and play with the traffic?

(Why?)

Because if we don't bring this court to order the judge will never have time to issue your adoption papers.

(Why?)

Faer - talented, able, competent.

Beacause you're such a pest asking questions all the time.

(Why?)

Because I'm not sure but I don't think she likes you very much.

(Why?)

Most generous!

I take the Superman motif pimped out ride with way stronger rims and swap it for a genuine Batmobile with a cartoon Robin. The cartoon Robin is not very funny and you commit suicide by stabbing yourself slowly, in the eyes with red hot needles. You are given a statesman's funeral attended by naked clowns and laughing children, you are buried in the Batmobile deep within the Bat Cave, never again to see the light of day or anything else for that matter.

To the next poster I give one clown and one laughing child.

Because instead of wings I have devil-horns and spend all of my time in the 'other' place.

(Why?)

Because your mother knows just about everything about anything.

(Why?)

Because I'm at ease with who I am.

(Why?)

Fair or Fayre - where people congregate to sell/display goods, food and animals, often has a Merry-go-round and sideshows for entertainment.

Because I'm not an extrovert.

(Why?)

Because I don't get out much.

(Why?)

Well! Thank you! I love puppies.
I take the skin cell and make a right mess trying to mix it with your cells in a petre dish in a labatory somewhere out in Siberia, the nekid experiment (?) is visited on an unsuspecting world but you freeze to death in minus 50 below - global warming Bah!

To the next poster I give the gift of untold wealth.

Blade - a dashing, wild fellow.

Why?

Thank you, how kind!
I take Apathy, the hip-hop artist and play the same tune (Ahem!) over and over again till you die of boredom and apathy.

To the next poster I give the gift of eternal youth.

Beat - as in drum-beat - beat the drums.

Whip - to whip it up, to beat air into cake mixture while baking.

Rawhide - untanned skin from a dead animal.