Turkey Lurkey

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  1. Thanks for all the positive comments here and in the game folks!

    Working hard right now on the Turkey Lurkey Task Force. Should be fun, if I do say so myself.

    Also, The Revenge of Frostfire is not nearly as long as the game thinks it is, so feel free to try that one out too. *wink wink, nudge nudge*


    TL
  2. And my Frostfire arc is Live now as well. Villains, rejoice in your very own Frostfire arc!

    The Revenge of Frostfire!
    Arc ID#5383


    TL
  3. Now on LIVE!:

    The Revenge of Frostfire!
    by @Turkey Lurkey
    Arc ID: 5383
    Morality: Villainous
    Level Range: 7-15 (one mission is 1-54, but that's because of the map limitations)
    Length: The system says "Very Long", I disagree. Took me about 45 minutes to run through on my MA/Regen scrapper. Depends on your build. If you're the ghosting type, it will take you less. So don't be scared by the "Very Long".
    Description: Poor Frostfire! Always being captured by gangs of heroes. Well, he's had enough! Help him get his revenge!

    Mission 1: Lvl 7-15. Patrols, Rescue.
    Mission 2: Lvl 1-54. Boss, Defeat All.
    Mission 3: Lvl 7-15. Ally, 4 Bosses.
    Mission 4: Lvl 7-15. EB, Defeat All.


    Intended to be a villain version of the Frostfire arc. This has not been tested with a team, so let me know how it turns out if you run it with one. Comments and feedback encouraged!


    TL
  4. Art Attack Has been republished on Live:

    Art Attack
    by @Turkey Lurkey
    Arc ID: 3663
    Length: Short
    Morality: Heroic
    Description: Some of Paragon's most notable artists have been kidnapped! It's up to you to save them!


    My Frostfire arc will be up as soon as I unlock a few more things....


    TL
  5. "Art Attack" has been republished on the live servers as Arc ID#3663.


    Just in case you wanna try it again and again and again. =D


    TL
  6. Okay, according to Random.org, the card I drew was a Four of Diamonds. The closest guesser was Morgenstern with a 5 of Diamonds, and therefore is the WINNAR!

    So here is your Free Art!


    ENJOY!



    TL

  7. /e lays out an ordinary deck of 52 playing cards


    Pick a card, any card.


    Person who picks the correct card gets FREE ART!

    Be sure to include a character ref!

    TL
  8. Turkey Lurkey

    New Artists?

    Something like this?


    TL

    PS: Congrats!
  9. My "Art Attack" mission got goofy and I unpublished it by accident. So it now has a new Arc ID#, 19251.


    TL
  10. Gah! The mission was made goofy and unplayable by the patch and it is fixed now, but I unpublished and lost my rating. Sad Turkey!

    New Arc ID#19251.

    Should work now for everyone.

    TL
  11. Might be because of the patch...I'll take a look at it.


    TL
  12. Try doing a search for just one of the words in the title. Usually works for me when I'm having search issues.


    TL
  13. [ QUOTE ]
    Any pics for those who have a new laptop and no longer have the test server downloaded?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I'll see if I can get some screenies. Until then, to whet your appetite, I can give you names....

    The Artists:
    Judging Judy
    Juggletha
    Lizardfruit
    Turkeyman

    The Art Fiends:
    Thunder Hunter
    Me-ow
    Indestructi-gal
    Solid Gold



    TL

    PS: Plug for my new non-Art related arc, "The Revenge of Frostfire" Arc ID#18230.

  14. The Revenge of Frostfire!
    by @Turkey Lurkey
    Arc ID: 18230
    Morality: Villainous
    Level Range: 7-15 (one mission is 1-54, but that's because of the map limitations)
    Length: The system says "Very Long", I disagree. Took me about 45 minutes to run through on my scrapper. Depends on your build. If you're the ghosting type, it will take you less. So don't be scared by the "Very Long".
    Description: Poor Frostfire! Always being captured by gangs of heroes. Well, he's had enough! Help him get his revenge!

    Mission 1: Lvl 7-15. Patrols, Rescue.
    Mission 2: Lvl 1-54. Boss, Defeat All.
    Mission 3: Lvl 7-15. Ally, 4 Bosses.
    Mission 4: Lvl 7-15. EB, Defeat All.


    Notes: I wanted to do a Frostfire arc for villains, and this is what I came up with. I hope people get the joke in the 3rd mission. I'm annoyed with the Police station map because A) you can't have an AI Ally on the map, B) you can't place anything on the 2nd floor, and C) you can't rescue anyone on the map (REEEEALLY?)


    Comments Welcome! Feel free to PM me any feedback!
    TL
  15. Okay, my first actual arc is up! Please check it out and tell me what you think. I believe this arc could be very good.

    The Revenge of Frostfire!
    by @Turkey Lurkey
    Arc ID: 18230
    Morality: Villainous
    Level Range: 7-15 (one mission is 1-54, but that's because of the map limitations)
    Length: The system says "Very Long", I disagree. Took me about 45 minutes to run through on my scrapper. Depends on your build. If you're the ghosting type, it will take you less. So don't be scared by the "Very Long".
    Description: Poor Frostfire! Always being captured by gangs of heroes. Well, he's had enough! Help him get his revenge!

    Mission 1: Lvl 7-15. Patrols, Rescue.
    Mission 2: Lvl 1-54. Boss, Defeat All.
    Mission 3: Lvl 7-15. Ally, 4 Bosses.
    Mission 4: Lvl 7-15. EB, Defeat All.


    Notes: I wanted to do a Frostfire arc for villains, and this is what I came up with. I hope people get the joke in the 3rd mission. I'm annoyed with the Police station map because A) you can't have an AI Ally on the map, B) you can't place anything on the 2nd floor, and C) you can't rescue anyone on the map (REEEEALLY?)


    Comments Welcome!
    TL
  16. [ QUOTE ]

    I thought the "boss" was strange in that I could see his hands and feet.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Yeah, we need more slider options. And more pouches.



    TL
  17. [ QUOTE ]
    Everyone should say, "Well, Foo!" all the time.

    I'm now thinking there should be a mission where all anyone ever says is "Foo", kinda like in Being John Malkovich, where he travels into his own head and everyone is him.

    This is a great idea.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Well, now that you mention it, my follow up arc will have Foo in it, with two big plot points:

    1. Foo will be loud, angry, and have access to a time machine.
    2. Whenever Foo's not onscreen, all the other NPCs will be asking "Where's Foo"?

    That should address your concerns.


    TL
  18. I was thinking about starting one of these threads myself. Hopefully we can get it stickied.

    I've only got one mission now, and it's more Art Forum friendly, but a number of folks on here may appreciate it as well:

    Art Attack
    by @Turkey Lurkey
    Arc ID: 15379
    Length: Short
    Morality: Heroic
    Description: Some of Paragon's most notable artists have been kidnapped! It's up to you to save them!


    I recently tweeked it a bit, so it's a bit different than first published. My first mission, so any feedback is welcome, either here or in PM's.


    TL
  19. Another vote for Xertul.

    I'm Turkey Lurkey, and I approve of this month's theme.


    TL
  20. Hmm...mission seems oddly...familiar.


    Still, an oddly satisfying mission. Boss fight gave me a bit of a run for my money. (Elec boss with 4 healorz? Yikes!).


    Good job!

    TL
  21. [ QUOTE ]
    lol too short but that was fun.


    I say "Thunder Hunter" should have been the EB/AV

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The original plan was for the mission just to be a series of EB battles. You fight each one of the Art Fiends to rescue the artists, then fight the big nasty at the end, with no other monsters on the map, but as far as I can tell, you can't do that. I'm thinking that once I14 goes live, I may extend the mission to a 5 mission arc, giving each of the Fiends their own mission....

    I also learned that "Thunder God Hitman" contains not one, but two words on the filtered "Can Not Use in Names" list.


    TL
  22. [ QUOTE ]
    I shall have to try this.

    (and feel free to ask for costume files, if you want them.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It's a parody, so I approximated some costumes. One in particular I'm very proud of.


    TL
  23. With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I give you the First(?) Official Mission Architect Mission for the Screenshot and Fan Art Forum!

    Art Attack
    by @Turkey Lurkey
    Arc ID: 15379
    Length: Short
    Morality: Neutral (So anyone can try it!)
    Description: Some of Paragon's most notable artists have been kidnapped! It's up to you to save them!

    You may even recognize the people involved in the caper!


    This was my first attempt at a mission, so any constructive criticism is appreciated. I wanted one each of the Art Fiends to be protecting each of the artists, with no other enemies in the mission, but I don't think it can be done (if you can prove me wrong, let me know!).


    TL
  24. /e don ceremonial robes

    /e sprinkle chicken blood

    /e shake staff menacingly


    "Eleka nahmen nahmen,
    Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen!

    Rise, oh foul thread, from the grave,
    Strike terror in the hearts of guys,
    and make women feel all tingly-like,
    once again the Turkey's art will...

    ARISE!!!!"



    TL
    (computer's fixed, scanner soon to follow, and that will hopefully lead to some more arts...also an art forum MA mission =D )
  25. Bird-themed characters are lame.



    nootch.

    TL