TroyHickman

Maybe a giant bee stung her. On the chest. Repeatedly.

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Serious answer:

Comic Con is July 23-26. I would expect information to be released around that time.

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I hear that you have to do the name three times, like that famous incantation 'Hickman Hickman Hickman'.

By this very incantation however, I have doomed this thread to be anything but serious from now until the trousers of time are threadbare.

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Hey, I can be serious...


...sugarlips...

I can't say that I helped, but I wasn't a hindrance, and sometimes that's the most I can ask of myself...

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I'm pratically a god.

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I'm practically a Grodd.

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You give those back now! He'll be looking for them.

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You don't have to look for my pants. You'll find them in the hearts and minds of children everywhere...

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At least my pants are still magic...

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Casting the "I detect like a magic item" spell on them doesn't count, Jay.

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My pants must be magic, as they often disappear and I've been known to pull a rabbit out of them.

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And Troy lands another stalker!

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I thought it'd be the other way around.

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Troy stalks another lander?

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My secret is out!

Y'know, I've got a character I created probably a good four years ago who is STILL in that mission and STILL at level 2 because I couldn't find it and just got fed up. Maybe it's a glitch. Or maybe I'm just that stupid...

Actually, my pants ARE faster than me, but they're not a lie. You'll find them on the Champion server, where they've animated a mannequin for mobility and fight the forces of evil. See?

They've got mind control/healing, but my favorite move is hitting Whirlwind and yelling "The pants are on spin cycle!"

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Still out there?

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Yeah, was there some doubt of it? Did you hear something? The reports of my death were greatly anticipated...

I'm so very sorry for your loss. She was a beautiful dog, and I'm sure a member of the family.

I don't have a dog, but we've had our turtle Eastman for over fifteen years, and I know I'll be devastated when we lose him. I'm going to go give him a treat.

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It's a mission in Twilight's Son's TF. The one Troy Hickman wrote.

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And while it's not available in MA, I do sometimes host barbecues there.

Have a wiener?

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The Troy Hickman arc

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Where the animals marched up the gangplank two by two...and I had the biggest barbecue in history...

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Lol. I summoned The Hickman! Don't I get a badge, or something, for that?

Eco

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Sadly, no. Just a severe beating with a knotted rope.

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The Troy Hickman arc

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Where the animals marched up the gangplank two by two...and I had the biggest barbecue in history...

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It's the only way to get rid of them. I urge all legitmate players of the game

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Please define "legitimate" and cite documentary support for such a definition.

Thank you.

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Leg-it-im-ate: Pertaining to gender. ex: "despite the appearance of a trouser-snake, Troy Hickman may or may not be a woman."

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Yeah, I think that's an example of a quantum mechanics phenomenon known as "Schrodinger's Johnson"...

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I went to High School with Schrodinger Johnson. The guy's a jerk; owes me 10 bucks.

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Or maybe he DOESN'T owe you ten bucks...

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It's the only way to get rid of them. I urge all legitmate players of the game

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Please define "legitimate" and cite documentary support for such a definition.

Thank you.

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Leg-it-im-ate: Pertaining to gender. ex: "despite the appearance of a trouser-snake, Troy Hickman may or may not be a woman."

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Yeah, I think that's an example of a quantum mechanics phenomenon known as "Schrodinger's Johnson"...

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What, didn't you know? Champions Online (And Jack Emmert) is at fault for EVERYTHING. They forged the magic bullet, hired John Wilks Booth, spearheads the Illuminati, the free masons, and the NWO, caused the dissaperance of Emilia Airheart, was responsible for the troops not finding WMD's in Iraq, Killed Jimmy Hoffa, stole the contents of Al Capones vault, runs Area 51, bombed Pearl Harbor, eats babies, kicks puppies into the sun, tears the tags off of mattresses, and was responsible for Troy Hickman not winning an Eisner.

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@#$%!

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Uh... I'm pretty sure Troy Hickman plays the game.

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Troy never portrayed Statesman or the Phalanx as arseholes.

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No, I generally only make myself seem that way...




Like I have any choice.

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Thankfully, he has help from a lovable pantless hobo (played by guest star Troy Hickman as himself)

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Hey, what I do in the privacy of my own bedroom is none of your--

Oh...you said hobo.


Never mind.

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I thought it was about how if you said Troy Hickmans' name three times it would summon him.

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Who says that's a bad thing?

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PETA, OSHA, the U.N. Security Council, and the Brazilian Interior Department, that's who.

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What about the IRS?

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If I could get all those organizations cheesed at me, I would be a happy man (well, except maybe the Brazilian Interior Department; I really don't care what kind of slipcovers or linoleum the Brazilians have).

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I thought it was about how if you said Troy Hickmans' name three times it would summon him.

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That's crazy talk.

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I saw Hickman on the list!!!





Oh wait, wrong Hickman

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I DID, however, turn up on the Top Twenty Desi Arnaz Impersonators of the Great Lakes Region...

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"He needs some buttless chaps!"

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I have a non-pantsed British dandy on one of the servers that I call the Buttless Chap. He's pals with Disturbing Grandma.

"Sure, window shopping is fun and all, but I wish I really had the money to buy the G.I. Joe 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Undead Playset..."

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Of the Phalanx, my favorites are Positron and Synapse, due (in no small part) to how Troy Hickman characterized them in his Top Cow comics arc "Smoke and Mirrors."

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Troy Hickman is a worthless piece of sli---oh, wait.






No, no, I was right the first time. Troy Hickman is a worthless piece of slime.

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Wow... he really does appear when you say his name!

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I do not!



Oh.