... the first computer game you played was Colossal Cave, and you had to port it to your Osborne.
... your video card has more then 100x the memory of your first hard disk drive.
... your character's name is older than your PUG mates. But at 20 years, nowhere near as old as the geezers on this thread. ;-)
... Scott Adams to you means the game developer and not the cartoonist.
... you actually typed in the entire basic code into your TRS-80 to play Scott Adam's original adventure game.