Tikimaru

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all yall listen this has happened to me awhile back i do think it should be dealt with in a harsh manner they killed my best freinds THRALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ( picks up machine gun shoots randomly) ( shoots picture fo TOP JIMMY ) ( shoots random person in range) i feel better now /sighned only good thing bout it was it wasnt planned he just kicked everyone and left and he wa sonly in sg couple weeks but he was the 2nd highest lvl an di went on vacationend it and all yall who picked on the person who started this i bet 20 bucks u guys have deystroyed countless sg have raided there salvage and are nerds from WoW sent to deystroy other MMORPG well thats all i got to say an di know the leader of DARK from guardian server has also experienced this and hes my freind i can tell u alot of storys about this but this isnt time and place and if u gunna mock me after me saying this man u got no real life but to pick on ppl online there peace all end all the war and let arachnos rule the wourld its just the same thing with diferent names seriously though this has happened to me and i agree with this guy he has a good point so be nice

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Nomination for the greatest runon sentence and most consecutive identical smileys. Any seconds?
Also requesting a translation.

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NOW FORMING ICY HOT SG ON VURTUE. MUST BE DEDICATED ROLE-PLAYER

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Can we pick Freedumb? All my Virtue spots are taken, and there's more people to get kicked off teams by.

@OP: Activating Frozen Fists would achieve the same effect as Ice Sword. So the absurd image is still possible.

Is it wrong if I actually feel compelled to try this?
Hilarous guide, I loved it.